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That moment you realized you were just stuck on someone's profile liking/reblogging everything from them

Sorryyyyy....

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You can't convince me this isn't literally what happened in SL

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chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

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One thing I love about Michael is that he acts all tough particularly when he was young but deep down he’s really silly and sweet. Like he loves soap operas and draws doodles. I imagine if you went to school with him and looked over at him during class he’d be doodling in his notebook with a stupid grin on his face. Sure he’s gonna fail the math test because he wasn’t paying attention but… check out Math Man isn’t he rad? Some of these are so childish but given this logbook is for employees he was an adult at this point and I love that after everything that’s happened he still has this side of himself. Although the effects of everything can still be seen in the logbook through jokes about bad situations and dark humor but I don’t want to talk about that right now look at Math Man. And considering he wrote in this after Sister Location based on the exotic butters and casual bongos doodles I find that especially great because like… listen to the way he sounded in his monologue… I don’t know I guess I’m saying I’m glad he still has even a tiny bit of joy in his heart.

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My boyfriend co-worker went MIA for 6 hours before coming back with a child stolen property from our company. What should I do?

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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You can borrow it for awhile. It looks like you need it too.

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hopping on board the distress signal yaoi

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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how do you draw pigs

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Secret of the Mimic, but like, late 2000's songfic edition

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How it feels to accept the hate in your heart

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god