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A work in progress.

Next! 1. Matt Meadows was a shy single guy, not good looking or special, just ordinary, single since the love of his life left him. From the age of 17 he had maintained regular work as an actor in theatres "some way out of the West End." Like Rochdale or Newcastle in mainly Shakespearian dramas. Now aged 23, he fancied a change, maybe one day to be a comic at The London Palladium, well, that was the plan. It was while he was in a local gay pub one evening that his life began to change. He noticed an aquaintance across the bar called Chris, who had some time ago told Matt that he did a drag act in a pub, somewhere in the Docklands area. As Chris was alone at a table across the bar, Matt went over. "Hi Chris, you ok?" "Yea, not bad, you?" "I'm ok thanks. You remember telling me you did an act over in Docklands?" "Thats right, yea still do one night a week, sometimes two if I'm lucky." "I fancy branching out into comedy, but I've never done it before, I just wondered, do you think I'd be given a chance there? Chris smiled,"Yea, they probably wont kill you, well not the first night. Why not come with me next Sunday evening, I'll tell them your my brother." Getting the inference, they both laughed. "Fancy a drink? " Matt asked as Chris drained his glass. "Yes please mate." They agreed to meet around 7pm the next Sunday evening out side the tube station down the road.

2. Chris was already waiting outside the Tube when Matt got there. "Hi Chris" "Hi, you ok mate?" Chris asked. "No, nevous as flux." Matt said. "Relax mate, it'll be ok." The train ride was only about ten minuets, but Matt wished Chris wouldn't talk as he was trying to remember his act. After walking about four minutes from the stationChris stopped and pointed to a rather grubby neglected building across the road. "There she is Matt, your passport to the future." "I can see why Hitler didn't bomb it, he probably thought it was derelict." "Some people say they were lucky, this street was spared the most, make the best of it." The smoke filled pub was rough, dog rough, but so far seemed friendly. Chris put his arm on Matts shoulder and whispered, "Some nights there are no blue flashing lights and sirens outside," and laughed.

3.

Matt took a deep breath and leant into the michrophone. Ere, listen to this, "My mate was telling me how he was fed up with the Council keep coming up with excuses and reasons for the delay in giving him a flat. I gave him a key fob and told him to tie it to his dick, then, I said, next time you go there, they might well fob you off." There were a couple of guys who chuckled a bit, but that meant 38 didn't.

Ere, listen to this, Moses struggled down the mountain with the two tablets, sweating, he said to his wife, I only went up there because I had a headache. They gave me these tablets. His wife looked at them and said, Moses, make sure you read the do's and dont's before you take them.

To be continued….

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Model AEC Routemaster bus. 1:24 scale.

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Model of a London AEC Routemaster bus. 1:24 scale,

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Model bus and coach 1:24 scale.

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Model Coach. Bedford OB. 1:24 scale. bedfordob, modelbuses,

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Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

Sorry but I am 80 years old and in poor health myself.

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