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The early bird gets the

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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

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Umm excuse me i think your pet combat doll just bit and killed me

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getting kidnapped into a car but there’s trash on the seat and the kidnapper is like “you can just push that on the floor”

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league of legends lmao more like leaf of lettuce

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paizuri hole for the brave

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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need to make a rent-lowering fetish post but not one that'll make people explode me

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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

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i didnt know people were insecure about their eye colour until i came on this website

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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

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Sorry I took “love every trans woman you meet before it’s too late” a little too seriously and now I have an odd polycule forming.

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can't even spell intelligence girl i don't think it's working for you

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drawing my magic circle wrong and accidentally protecting the entire world from demons Except the inside of the circle and getting torn to shreds instantly