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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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shit man this page placing is taking forever today 😅 what I get for putting it off until the evening. Almost ran out of time before people started showing up to collect them. Pulled through though! Having a quick cig on my porch before going out to find them😄🚬❤️❤️ Beautiful evening tonight
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is no one gonna talk about this or am I just crazy
Why is hussie fucking everywhere
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Are you aware that profits from illicit drug sales like marijuana fund antisemitic terrorist groups like Hamas and Hezbollah and Houthi radicals in Yemen?
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sorry his occupation is w h a t
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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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Hm
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that image of donald trump with the like, 4 dozen hamburgers is still the funniest thing in the world
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