joehillsshark
joehillsshark
don't cry, hermitcraft!
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there's not really a thought process behind that... but there's a process !! follow if you want but i havent been posting here regularly since 2020 sorry
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joehillsshark · 5 days ago
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Is this anything
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joehillsshark · 6 days ago
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Like one of my favorite tweets ever
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joehillsshark · 7 days ago
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is this coherent-
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joehillsshark · 13 days ago
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new favourite clip
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joehillsshark · 22 days ago
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see him schmoove
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joehillsshark · 1 month ago
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my favorite series of images right now
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joehillsshark · 2 months ago
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listen👂 grian🌾
nobody🫥 touches👉 my bush🪴
you're done✅️
it all started🏁 when grian🌾 touched🖐 my redstone🔴
he played⚽️ himself like a xylophone🎹 set on automatic🚗
doc👨‍⚕️ monster👾 is a savage👹, with technical👨‍💻 skills🔧
and crazy🤪 vocal🎤 acrobatics🤸
i’m a legend📖 of the nho, with etho, beef🍖 and double o🅾️🅾️
docmc is coming🚶‍♂️ for4️⃣ you sevenfold7️⃣
got rendog🐶 and other firemen👨‍🚒
to douse🚿 the flames🔥 that you shoot🌠 at this leviathan😈
iskall can🥫 try again🔄
yo🇪🇸
you think💭 i'm in hiding😶‍🌫️, i'm just biding my time⏳️
putting pen🖊 to paper📃, coming up⬆️ with rhymes
we’re the star-studded⭐️ group👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 that got together👫 just to crush🥰 you
once☝️ we start something you know🧠 we're gonna see👁 it through💘
i'm the knight⚔️, the soldier🪖 who brings the fight🤼 at first1️⃣ light🔦
y'all had to incite✊️, so now i gotta indict👊
you're guilty👩‍⚖️ of getting murdered💀 with words📝
y'all are out-gunned🔫, go home🏠 nerds🤓
wohoo
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
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if you think🤔 you can stop🛑 the symmetry↔️, that's false👎
g team🇬 is dialing☎️ for help🤝, but i'm ignoring😒 their calls📵
and when their bodies🐖 dissolve🫠, you’ll know that false’s🚫 on a killing🗡 spree👯‍♀️
try to stop my pvp🛡 and perish painfully😵
i'm the queen👑 of hearts❤️, heads🗣 and body parts🦵
your diamond💎 armor👕 can’t compare📊 to my martial arts🥋
i'll send a poison☣️ dart🎯, to make you breathe🫁 your final breath🌬
g team's name🏷 will be the only thing left���
yeah
caffeinated☕️, animated🎆, redstone innovator👨‍🔬
my behavior's crazy😜, can’t phase👨‍🎤 me, impulse⚡️ is never lazy🛋 (uh)
tango💃, why would you betray💔 me, now my scope🔬 is aiming (what)❔️
better run🏃‍♀️ for cover📔 from all the ghast👻 balls🔮 that i be taming🐈 (what)
without a sound🔇, without no hesitation🙅‍♀️, my creations🎨 are amazing🤩
better watch⏱️ your step🪜 or the g team will end up blazing💥
who's the better team?⚖️ there is no controversy😎
but before it's said👄 and done you'll be begging🙏 us for mercy💗 (all-right)
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
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x🩻 gone give it to ya🎁, i'm gone give it to ya😼
x❌️ gone give it to ya😳, what ❓️
lyrical boxing📦, dropping💧 blows💨 on all my foes
and the g team they're looking👓 unclean🤢 needing some sunscreen🧴
getting burnt🕯 by words to hurt🤕 this herd🐑 of nerds
it's absurd🤯 how my rhymes got them injured🩸
danger⚠️, danger☢️
i got lasers💄 to cut✂️ 'em up like razors🪒
it's flexin'💪 season❄️ and i got flavor👅
their weak😫 defenses🥅 like trenches and fences🤺
that these dense heads🙄 are presenting🖥
they're presenting them alright👍, they're not very good🙌
i could walk👟 over that, i could jump🕴 over that
i could use an ender pearl🦪
i could use my elytra🪽
come on g team, jeeze✝️
yo, i don't know what to say🤷‍♂️
um, let me think🧐
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now i'm back🔙, got some things i wanna say🦜 (yeah)
whats the letter✉️ that starts the alphabet🔤, ay🅰️
ladies🚺 gotta get in line〰️, the diggity's be on the way🌌 (cliff)⛰️
cleo🧟‍♀️ dont know who she freaking 🥴with (ooh)😯
all the signs🪧 say to notify🔔 her next⏭️ of kin👥️
this diggity🐕 dog be dropping📍 bombs💣, nothing but hits🤜 (ay)
spit💦 that rhyme again (brrr)🥶, 'cause the message📨 is
i can mumble😐 rap and still🚹 be the best🏆 there is (woo-ah)
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
hermit gang, hermit gang🐚
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oh you wanted me👨 to do a verse🆚️?
i'll have to check✔️ with g team-
i mean uh🤐, i'd have to😬, i'll have to check with my schedule📅
and see if i can...see👀 if i'm able to do that sort of thing😅
i'm a busy guy💼, got lots of ....things to do😮‍💨
yeah, i mean, i just don't know🤥 if its a good idea💡 for me to be part of this song🎶 really...
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joehillsshark · 2 months ago
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joehillsshark · 2 months ago
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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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Wow, Peepaw doesn’t look a day over 67 😍😍😍😍😍
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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got my helmet on my head
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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the true self lives in the false self
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joehillsshark · 3 months ago
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joehillsshark · 4 months ago
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Reblog to disintegrate him into atoms
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