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Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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transmascs dont want anything except nerds gummy clusters dont let them trick u

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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

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[touches your smooth hairless legs] Promise you'll stop for me...

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we need to destroy the "dark academia"/"light academia" binary by creating "normal academia" which involves doing schoolwork occasionally and wearing sweatpants and a t shirt in a normally lit room

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Who else wants to rip something apart violently

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dominatrix paul revere the british arent coming until I say so. paul revere orgasm denial the british arent coming. paul

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crab

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Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

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happy memorial day

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I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”