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Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

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your hands, i want to hold them.

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Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

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via weheartit

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My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn’t ugly

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myspace but pronounced like versace

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experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

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me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don't worry it will go away

me at 20: when

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you know whats really good? 

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk