joey-machine
joey-machine
In my Glass Coffin...
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Metal Lass. Macabre Shit. My name is Joey. England. Sarcastic. Bit of a twat. I make piss poor decisions.
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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Memes and selfies. Memes and selfies 🤷‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Btd-7JrlRXs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tjf0ms10e5dm
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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Pukicho please make shirts
I don’t produce enough cotton :(
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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You know what’s better than weed?
Water
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
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joey-machine · 6 years ago
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“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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Y’all ever just get mad thirsty for some cuddles?
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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Literally just shouted 'STROKE HIM!' twice whilst sat in a car park.
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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Fuck, I wish I was dead.
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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joey-machine · 7 years ago
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people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly
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