john-marshall

[john-marshall]

a luigi board?

[john-marshall]

this is actually literally why i haven’t been posting anything on here. she talks my ear off for 8 hours and then i’m done with human interaction for the day

i’m getting my penance for posting the sheer volume of words i’ve posted over the years because I currently get talked at for 6+ hours per day

[john-marshall]

i’m getting my penance for posting the sheer volume of words i’ve posted over the years because I currently get talked at for 6+ hours per day

[john-marshall]

um. hey

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what does it mean

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this is what I’m up to in case you’re curious

[john-marshall]

you know a letter’s gonna be good when it has a table of contents

[john-marshall]

as it happens i got my hands on a pussy so chilling right here as my guts threaten retribution

my guts are churning lads

[john-marshall]

my guts are churning lads

[john-marshall]

anyone else having observations on certain documents

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its sunday morning 7am mid-july you're like 5 years old and your manic unmedicated father who looks like he's about to suffer the Crucifixion hits you with I acknowledge my transgressions, and my sin is ever before me (Psalm 51.3) Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities (Psalm 51.9) The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise (Psalm 51.17) and you're like can i just go play woblox

[john-marshall]

are you sure you want to close the border?

because then you’re stuck with me and my army

my army of little freaks

if you close the border, then it’s just me

then I’ll be here with you

and you have to share with me, it’s my country too!

[john-marshall]

[john-marshall]

add me on duolingo xoxo

[john-marshall]

Got myself into that proper crouch position and instantly felt the sweet pain of grinding gears. Pretty sure I lost 5 pounds in there but we will find out within the hour

I got a stool stool. underestimated how helpful it would be. holy fuck

[john-marshall]

I got a stool stool. underestimated how helpful it would be. holy fuck

[john-marshall]

my friend’s picking me up to birthday at chilis… late lunch. til then i’m chilling with my cat on my pregnancy pillow, trying to stem the bleeding in my anus. that’s the life babes