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even if it kills me

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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club minnow

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the critters wish you a happy pride month

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matcha latte shark 🍵 join my kofi anytime in may, get this as a sticker in june!

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

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concept: i stay snuggled in bed all morning and don’t feel guilty about it. it’s raining. everyone is safe. 

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squirmy

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happy gay month cuz u know u gay and stuff /ref

here’s some old sticker designs I made back in 2024 for a pride event (they didn’t end up being made because of issues with the manufacturer ☹️)

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this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕