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Benedict Cumberbatch as a woman.
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name a country for every letter
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Angola
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I’m John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers. Three years in Afghanistan, a veteran of Kandahar, Helmand, and Bart’s bloody Hospital.
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is it true that you love me? i dare you to kiss me.
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when you’re trying to communicate with your crush but his wife who recently shot you is in the room making it awkward and you’re simultaneously bleeding internally to death but you just want to tell them how you feel :(

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So, I have an American friend named Jane who married this English guy about 7 years ago. They live in Sussex together (god rest their souls), and they had a little boy pretty much right after they got married. As he grew up, they figured he would have a mix of their accents with a heavy lean towards English (because he’d go to school with English kids and teachers and the like.)
That’s not how it fucking worked out at all though. Instead, he says individual words with either an American or an English accent. Like, one second he’ll be like, “Daddy, I’m knackered” and the next he’ll be like, “AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT???” Every time they send me a video I just fucking piss myself listening to this kid.
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Benedict Cumberbatch as a woman.
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we all laugh about when benedict face planted wearing the sheet
but lets talk about how rupert didnt realize there were steps and flung down them
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let bill clinton help you show that special someone how much you care.
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Put "bite me" in my ask if you're sexually attracted to me
Doo it
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Benedict Cumberbatch’s Engagement Has Andy Upset (x)
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Clifford the big red dog by *sandara
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I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
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