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Sherlock. -JW

John. -SH

I've been away for three days. Please tell me, how on earth did you manage to put the flat in this state. -JW

Experiment. -SH

Sherlock there is a tutu on the mantle, eyes on the bookcase and what appears to be a liver in a jar on our bed.  I won't even begin to ask about the toes on the window ledge. -JW

It's probably best not to, you would not understand. -SH

I'm grateful that I don't. -JW

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A note from the author

Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I've kind of left you guys! I've recently gotten a boyfriend and finished my exams so I'm on hiatus of a little while! So DON'T unfollow I'll be back with you ASAP! I love you guys!

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He's found chat up lines.  Sherlock has discovered chat up lines and is using them as an experiment.  Help. Help. Help!! -JW

JOHN.  What does this one translate to when not being spoken to idiots? -SH

Sherlock do you genuinely not understand what that acronym translates to? -JW

I'm not the commonwealth John why would I know? -SH

Sherlock, it basically means suck my...  You're giggling, you knew you utter git! -JW

Don't you dare disappear! -JW

Sherlock sodding Holmes come back here! -JW

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Sherlock has just suggested the abolishment of crap telly. I told him he'd have nothing to do outside of cases. -JW Nonsense John. I'd have you to do. -SH Why do you say things like that when you know that they can read these. -JW He always has had a flair for the dramatic John. -MH How's the diet? -SH Sherlock. -JW

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Just a warning

Mycroft has discovered this:

  To the gif maker, run fast, run far!!!! -JW

I wouldn't bother, if it HAD annoyed him he would have simply had them killed by now. -SH

That's alright then! -JW

Unless, however, he has deemed your death worthy of his henchmen, then in that case i suspect they have in fact been black bagged by now. -SH

That's a thing? -JW

Contrary to popular belief, it is. -SH

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Sherlock has found the reaction gifs and is using them out of context. This is his current favourite. He also wants to know how you’ve been taking photographs of him. -JW

((Note from the author.  This is LearningToFail post which is me and I accidently put it on that account! MY BAD! This is the original that was supposed to go up before the one I just posted!))

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Sherlock has found the reaction gifs and is using them out of context. These are his current favourites.  He also wants to know how you’ve been taking photographs of him. -JW

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New ways to alleviate boredom.

Watch John call an AOL helpline. I don't believe that you have truly seen everything until you have seen Captain John Watson shout at an internet provider. -SH   

I do not shout at the internet provider.  I talk in a loud voice because otherwise they don't seem to understand the point I'm making. -JW

How long have you been on that phone? -SH

Two hours. -JW

Is your point coming across captain? -SH

I'll give you captain in a minute. -JW

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Nope.

Sherlock.  Sherlock.  SHERLOCK. -JW

John? John.  What on earth are you doing sat on the kitchen table? -SH

Get. Rid. Of. It. -JW

Of what? -SH

*slithering of a very large python.*

Oh.  That.  That is. Ahem.  -SH

Sherlock, why are you getting on the table? -JW

I  don't believe I remember letting that out of its cage and I am afraid of snakes.  -SH

What?  YOU BROUGHT THIS BLOODY THING HOME AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF IT?! -JW

Yes. -SH

But.  Why?! -JW

I didn't know I was afraid of it at the start. -SH

Call Mycroft. -JW

But, John. -SH

NOW. -JW

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Shopping list

Sherlock.  I'm going out to Tesco's.  I've got biscuits, milk and HTMI cable written down.  Do you need anything? -JW

Yes actually, could you find Tesco's value vodka, strongest concentration. -SH

No. -JW

Paintstripper will do its for- -SH

No. Anything else? -JW

Candles.  As many as you can find. -SH

You can have four. -JW

I'd also be grateful if you could go to the morgue and ask Molly... -SH

What did you do to Molly?- JW

Nothing.  I'm just asking as ... -SH

Sherlock Holmes, why is Molly Hooper not letting you into her morgue? -JW

I may have possibly spilt some corrosive elements onto her laptop. -SH

See you in half an hour Sherlock. Go apologise to Molly. -JW

But. -SH

NOW. -JW

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Genius for a living. Cool. My eyes are drawn back to the mysterious man at the door, thought the more I look at him, the more I recognise him... He fires the gun once into the air. "You've done this very badly, Charlie." I say, calmly as I can. " You shouldn't have made a big scene. There's witnesses now." I gesture around me. "And you and I both know you're not going to kill them all." I briefly break eye contact with him to glance at John and Sherlock. At least neither of them seemed panicked.

Sherlock and John glance briefly at Victoria and the both cock an eyebrow. They look at each other and Sherlock nods and begins to speak. ‘Charlie.  How pedestrian, rich boy, loses everything and decides to hold up a pub?  No, no there’s more to it than that, someone in here, something personal, how quaint.’  John begins to move while Charlie’s attention is focussed on Sherlock.  ’Do you know him?’  He whispers to Victoria while Sherlock and Charlie are engaged in speech.  Charlie replies. ‘It’s all ‘er fault.  If she’d ‘ave just kept ‘er nose ‘outta it.’

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An odd day for 221B

Sherlock has discovered the washing machine. Sherlock has put body parts in the washing machine.  Neither Mrs Hudson nor I am impressed.  I just hope he doesn't find the tumbledryer. -JW

-CRASH-

SHERLOCK HOLMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY LAUNDRY ROOM. -Mrs. Hudson.

That'll be the tumbledryer.  -JW

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Experiments

Sherlock.  -JW

John. -SH

Where are my pants? -JW

I don't know John, I take no responsibility for your underwear, nor have I ever done. -SH

Sherlock, you know exactly where they are.  They are red and white and you are giggling I know that smirk! -JW

Honestly John, you should be more observant. -SH

Sherlock, are you wearing my pants? -JW

Perhaps. -SH

Fair enough. -JW

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April Fools Day at 221B

Sherlock this is getting ridiculous, there are over 50 picture of Nicolas Cage in our flat. -JW

And you haven't even begun to find them all, honestly John you informed me that you enjoyed April Fools Day and this is how Lestrade told me to go about it. -SH

This was Lestrades idea? -JW

He suggested looking on the internet for ideas. -SH

So you're blaming the internet? -JW

Perhaps. -SH

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April Fools Day at 221B

ARGH! SHERLOCK! SHERLOCK?! -JW

John? -SH

SHERLOCK HOLMES WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF NICOLAS CAGE UNDERNEATH THE TOILET SEAT?! -JW

I haven't the faintest John.  Who is Nicolas Cage? -SH

Sherlock Holmes.  You bloody well knew it was there. -JW

Happy April fools day John. -SH

I will never understand your sense of humour. -JW

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┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

We've got a new case.  We've been looking at mysterious deaths but we've reached a bit of a dead end, so if anyone knows anything about the above symbol, we'd really appreciate the help.  Until then, whatever you do, don't press it.  Don't click it.  Your life depends on it. -JW

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Taking Sherlock to a Queen tribute band.

Never again. -JW

What? I thoroughly enjoyed myself. -SH

Sherlock you deduced everyone on stage, pointed out the homosexual tension between three of the band member and told their wives that they were being cheated on.  We didn't even get to see the end of 'Killer Queen.' -JW

Well, I enjoyed myself. -SH