johnbleepingzoidberg

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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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Soundwave and Ravage but they're like Jon Arbuckle and Garfield

insanity drawn on yesterdays stream,,,

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I post one non shitpost art and I come back with this

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

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there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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prowl and bulkhead humanformer deisgnss

bee and ratchet

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lady at the psych office referred to me as “Mr. [last name]” which was awesome and gender but it felt like we were talking about my dad lmfao

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The constructicons all share 1 brain cell between them and that brain cell is dedicated to Loving Prowl

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Get projected loser 😎

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They're an out of touch grabdpa and his cool grandson to me

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter