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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

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when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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tumblr PLS let me post evil sycamore. PLEASE

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gaddamn why is tumblr not letting me post photos then

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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Mechanical snencils

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

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and then i come home and i am the weird little man and im ok again

what if i am forever doomed to just be the weird daughter.

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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& btw when rhe character goes from "theres something wrong with them" to "theres something wrong with them thats also wrong with me" its over and youre not going to make it

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happy birthday ❕❕❕

thank you anon!!!