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yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

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[“When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaningless of modern life still have to drink water from time to time. One of my students wrote a story about a nun who got a piece of dental floss stuck between her lower left molars, and who couldn’t get it out all day long. I thought that was wonderful. The story dealt with issues a lot more important than dental floss, but what kept readers going was anxiety about when the dental floss would finally be removed. Nobody could read that story without fishing around in his mouth with a finger. Now, there’s an admirable practical joke for you. When you exclude plot, when you exclude anyone’s wanting anything, you exclude the reader, which is a mean-spirited thing to do.”]

kurt vonnegut

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butches <3

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boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i uhhh make better call saul memes on company time

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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imo if your parents are professors you basically dont get any credit for being an interesting knowledgeable intellectual etc person. some of us had parents who can barely even be described as "having" "interests"

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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GUARDS!! console me

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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Need you to know that I heard about the pope news in the most normal and natural of places: the person tabling the Medieval Academy of America table at the International Congress on Medieval Studies declaring "HABEMUS PAPAM AMARICANAM?????" in bafflement.

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Let’s conclave with mama

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why did they play amy’s motif when belinda talked about missing her mum and dad. why did they play her motif specifically? MURRAY GOLD SPEAK TO ME