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johncon
John Constantine
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johncon · 23 hours ago
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John was relieved that he didn't have to figure out how to fight a demon, clinging lightly to Astaroth's shoulder with his small hands once hoisted up and looking around with bright eyes, grinning broadly. I bet you'd be brill at concerts, you get to see everything from up here!
Aww, well look at y' 🥺
So tiny, Johnny
@d3vils-in-th3-d3tails
You’re so tall, wow!! Are you a demon? Or are you a not-demon? You have to be nice if you’re a demon or I’ll have to fight you and that’s no good. Okay?
Oh! Can you pick me up?! Er, please?
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johncon · 23 hours ago
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... How d'you know my name? I don't know you.
Aww just a little guy how sweet! - 📻
Um, thanks! I hope I’m not botherin’ people too much- it’s been fun to explore so far!
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“Does it hurt? Dad has screws in his knee and he complains an awful lot about them,” John stated, reaching out and tentatively touching a cover.
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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Aww, well look at y' 🥺
So tiny, Johnny
@d3vils-in-th3-d3tails
You’re so tall, wow!! Are you a demon? Or are you a not-demon? You have to be nice if you’re a demon or I’ll have to fight you and that’s no good. Okay?
Oh! Can you pick me up?! Er, please?
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“Your hair’s pretty, like the sky. Um…” John shuffled closer, planting a small hand on Leaf’s knee as he inspected the work in progress. “Maybe you could make it out of a bunch of woods and carve different stories you’ve made together on each of the pieces? Like a paintin’, but wood. For showing your stories off and hanging it up.” He grinned up at Leaf after.
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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John bounced on his tiptoes, alight with excitement at the prospect of visiting somewhere new. “Yeah, all right! Are the fights less bloody than your flat?”
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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I just want to gobble you up
That’s vore, purple speaker!
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johncon · 2 days ago
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Or maybe she's the one who stole them
She’s allowed, she’s pretty! I dunno how pretty I am when I’m old.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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Aww just a little guy how sweet! - 📻
Um, thanks! I hope I’m not botherin’ people too much- it’s been fun to explore so far!
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“Yeah, all right,” he agreed easily. Once perched on the counter, John twisted to wash his hands too, eyes catching on her hands. “What’s all that?” the boy asked, pointing at them.
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“That’s good, then. So, where is here? You’ve an American accent,” John pointed out, reaching for another cookie. If he had to hang around until he grew old again, he might as well get some sweets out of the deal.
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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Oh you're Adorable
Thanks? Maybe you are too, purple speaker!
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johncon · 2 days ago
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You totally stole her boyfriends
Nooooo! She was lyin’?
Shit, I don’t wanna be a terrible adult...
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“That’s silly. You’re pretty! I bet you kiss great too. Do I kiss great if I have boyfriend-husbands?” The boy looked thoughtful then. Clearly kissing was crucial to accumulating partners, right?
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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John nodded slowly, starting to look confused. “You talk a lot. I like it. So is hell fun then? Can we go?” He grinned hopefully.
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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He nodded slowly, wiping at his face. “Why aren’t we boyfriends too?” John asked next, giving a last wet sniffle before slumping back into his chair at the table and gazing at Anne with now-watery big eyes. “Or, er, girlfriends?”
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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johncon · 2 days ago
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“State?” John frowned, confused. “I’m in Liverpool. So you live in hell and have horns but you’re not a demon?”
🎆bibbidy boop jumpin jive, you are now only five!🎆
There came a sparking BANG as the magic hit Constantine, bowling him over. A few minutes later, he blinked and sat up, his clothes puddling around his tiny frame. "Wha' happened?" the child mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "Mum? Y'here?" Stepping out of the too-large pants but keeping the huge t-shirt on like a gown, John trotted to a dresser and opened the bottom-most drawer. Within was clothes Mum and Dad would never have let him wear... But they were brill! John grinned as he held the black skull tee in his size aloft. "Too cool," he whispered, and felt a sort of shiver in the air at his approval. A quick change later, and John was out the door and on the move, scampering down the halls and trying the door handles to see where he could go.
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