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My eyes are up here, John

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by the way i think it’s rather funny how bbc sherlock has completely literally fallen off the grid the fandom is smaller than ever johnlock isn’t even in the top 100 ships anymore even though other media from the same period continues to prosper and i just WONDER if that’s got anything to do with the way they treated the fans back in 2016 lol

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i’d like to announce good omens canonizing the gays and making mark gatiss blow up has indeed put a band-aid on the johnlock-shaped hole in my heart

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John: Why don’t you text her back?

Sherlock: *gazes lovingly at the complete idiot in front of him*

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someone give me a good johnlock fics where they are emotionally constipated

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YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THEN❓ GIRLFRIEND 🤨 NO NOT REALLY MY AREA 👫🙅‍♂️ MMM 🤔 OH RIGHT ☝🏻💡DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND ⁉️ WHICH IS FINE👌🏻 BY THE WAY. 😐🤨 I KNOW IT'S FINE 🤨. 🙂 SO YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND THEN 👬 👍🏻 NO 🤨 RIGHT OKAY 🙂 YOU'RE UNATTACHED 🙃 LIKE ME 🙃 FINE 🙃 GOOD 🫠🫠🫠

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January 29th

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updated list of things sherlock has literally said

who he

laterz

oopsie

the frankly alarming shade of pink

breathe it in, feel every quiver of its beating heart

thank u

i hope you didn’t mess up my sock index this time

more likely because of the hideous pattern

round and round the garden like a teddy bear

I KNOW ASH! Don’t–tell me–I don’t!

well that was tedious

where is her case, did she eat it

A RABBIT, JOHN

…some sort of death frisbee?

oh, that’s clever! is it clever? why is it clever?

…a meat dagger

you’re going in the water, short arse

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Sometimes I remember that Sherlock restarted his heart for John after FLATLINING and I die a bit inside

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me when I'm having the most normal conversation in television history:

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okay smarty ass. ok mr brainy guy. if you're that smart, explain this quote to me

"somebody loves you. if i had to punch that face, i'd avoid the nose and teeth too."

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funny how it is now 2024, 7 years have passed since tjlc was shot down by that horrible mess that was season 4, yet this simple fact doesn't seem enough to stop this weird phenomenon from occurring, where the longer you stare at meta the more you believe in tjlc again. you can't let it go it makes too much sense to be fake. you're suddenly waiting for a s5 that confirms it all. it's like some sort of brain tumor that regrows when you poke at it

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they could've just made sherlock straight. why didn't they make sherlock straight, it would've saved so much trouble. but no. they created this sick labyrinth where every wall you come across has a question like "is sherlock straight?" (if no, turn left) "is sherlock bisexual?" (if no, turn left) "is sherlock asexual/aromantic?" (if no, turn left) until the very last question is "is sherlock gay?" and it has to be "yes" because the game is done now and there are no more possible answers, but when you turn the last corner instead of an exit you see a dead end brick wall with a little banner that says "who can never be sure !" and you're stuck in the center of the labyrinth forever. this is my gay minotaur origin story

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JOHN WOULDN'T MIND BEING IN LOVE WITH SHERLOCK IF IT DIDN'T MEAN BEING IN LOVE WITH A BOY SHERLOCK WOULDN'T MIND BEING IN LOVE WITH A BOY IF IT DIDN'T MEAN BEING IN LOVE WITH JOHN

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fucking john forgetting to propose to his fucking girlfriend because sherlock came back in his life. sherlock actually returning just in time to cockblock his proposal like there is no symbolism here at all. there is nothing to be read here. you are all insane you stupid fangirls