johnlongnose
johnlongnose
John Longnose
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johnlongnose · 5 months ago
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Big things coming... I come at robots...
#oc#art#oc art#comic
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johnlongnose · 5 months ago
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One of these days I'm gonna hire 7 robohookers and go down on them like a computer engineer
#robot fucker#past midnight ramblings
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Objectum... Robot fucker... I dangle between a fine line between these labels.
Go ahead society, shame me all you want. I WILL fuck that lamp.
#ramblings#objectum#robot fucker#society
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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When they say they wanna fuck Wheatley portal 2 society doesn't bat an eye... When i say i wanna fuck my lamp twinkbot SOCIETY CALLS ME WEIRD
#and also objectum#but we dont talk about that one#robot fucker
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Can't fuck my robotwink lamp in PEACE!
#robot fucker#thats lindabot#my robowife...#oh and my robotwink#anyways CANT FUCK IN PEACE!#oc#art#oc art#robohooker#clank clank clank#i do love my robowife I'm just not into robowomen
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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I wouldn't mind sleeping with a robohunk, a robobear or a fembot. It's just my preference is robotwinks with the big wheels on 'em. I like em shaped lil masculine.
#robot fucker#robotters get their hairs unethically sourced#i dont support the making of robotters#and yes lamps are masculine
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Me and the lamp robotwink... Can't get enough of that wheelie of his
#them wheels got me like#wheels as in singular#he has one wheel but i make the most lf kt#robot fucker#robophilia#is this objectum chat#art#oc#oc art
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Night at the bar with my lamp robotwink i hired for company... Sometimes all i need is a beer and to be told I'm always right... FUCK i hate my marriage...
#robot fucker#God... my wife..#shes beautiful but..#i like men... robomen...#oc#art#oc art#CLANK CLANK CLANK#Robohooking
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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I cannot wait for ai to advance enough as to where robohookers will be available and i can CLANK CLANK CLANK on some transformer robopussy
#robot fucker#robohooking#and cheating#I LOVE CHEATING ON MY ROBOWIFE!!
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Me and the robowife... And the robopug...
#ruh roh#shes so bad#i love my lovely wife but I'm a robosexual#for ROBOTWINKS#oc#art#oc art
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johnlongnose · 6 months ago
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Me and my secret robolover, hope the robowife don't find out!
#robot fucker#my side hoe#oc#art#oc art#cheating on my lovely wife with a lamp robot#robot fucking#CLANK CLANK CLANK
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