johnnfail

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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

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actually i get up at 6 but 5 is when i start to wake up. i am a slow riser :/

All of the Fails have swallowed a clock at some point in their lives. This causes them to wake up at the same time every day. Unfortunately, none of them were set to the same time, so Marietta had to make a schedule to keep track of when the kids wake up.

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ok i thought you were totally drunk or something

WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it

what

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the clocks and the animals get along swell, and I find your typing quite illegible. what happened, evil???

WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it

what

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WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it

what

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if JOBN M WAst a dotoct or watever woud he be a MAGICION??? because they habe magic birds and dogs i think so yes no wait that’s bunny’s!!! soes hohn N LIKE BUNNY RANNITS?!?!? if not plase chanfe and do!!!

yes i do like bunny rabbits! there's this cool new show called max and ruby where the main characters are bunnies.

i have cared for magician's pets before, and usually they're not stoked about staying inside hats and sleeves all the time.

i don't think there's a universe out there where i'm not a doctor of some sort. if there is let me know so i can destroy it.

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RIGHT

Jenny June got a lifetime ban from the Fails local church when she was 5.

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and then they banned the rest of us. apparently "all God's creatures" doesn't apply to Moses.

Jenny June got a lifetime ban from the Fails local church when she was 5.

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you're on thin ice >:( friend probation

John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.

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fuck

just so y’all know i am writing a failure fanfiction but i am very slow so expect it done in about a year

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noooo :((( i take it back

John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.

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haha. ass poster

John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.

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my boyfriend killed your entire family

just so y’all know i am writing a failure fanfiction but i am very slow so expect it done in about a year

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uh. ok

John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.

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do-gooder

just so y’all know i am writing a failure fanfiction but i am very slow so expect it done in about a year

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the moses thing was after jenny june. Jenny june liked to cuddle with the animals and we'd take turns keeping younger animals and newborns warm

John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.