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DEV PATEL Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

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when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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HANNIBAL | 2x03 “Hassun”

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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They both want to make season 4 happen!

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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there is milk in girls

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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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