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Hey guys, did you know that Trump/Musk/et al have had a really bad day in the legal department?

All your hellraising (especially with my suggested targeting of state AGs, especially Democratic AGs) is working! Keep it up! There will be many bad news days to come, but remember: pushing back is always worth it and it is already working.

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Here are some succulents I made for a client. I was happy with how these came out.

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Some other projects I've done:

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Hello! I have recently gotten into stained glass and have put up a shop on Etsy. Here are some of the things in my shop currently. Stop in and take a look.

Https://etsy.com/shop/GibbysGlass

I am still working on stock. I am currently working on more baby Grogus and some pride hearts. I will take commissions as well. Feel free to message me here or on Etsy. Thank you in advance for stopping by.

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Vash and Wolfwood as Katya and Trixie because I think they deserve to have some fun after the emotional disaster that was episode 11

The amount of time I spent on this is kind of embarassing

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Brennan is just the best

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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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Stephanie Cunningham: Dog in the Wind

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Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

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Solving crimes with Christmas.

"It's like if Christmas was a 90s detective series" - my sibling

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Trans Pride in London, July 2022

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Krem: *says anything*

Me:

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She is rash

She is unrepentant

From the book “The Best of LIFE (magazine)” 1975

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support your local frogs!!1!!1

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… I… I am feeling… so many things right now. This scene f*cked me in ways I didn’t think I could be f*cked in.

This f*cked me in the eyebrows!

Whoever it was during the development of this game that said “Let’s turn the Honeybee Inn into a flashy cabaret club where Cloud unlocks his inner sub”; give them every gaming award ever created, cause they earned it!

There is so much being done right here that I genuinely can’t pick what part of this scene is my favorite.

Maybe it’s how much the music f*cking slaps! Maybe it’s how Cloud busts out his sword during dance practice like this is just how people dance and the honeygirls are completely into it! Maybe it’s because I’ve had “Stand Up” stuck in my head these past few days! Maybe it’s because Andrea Rhodea is such a f*cking icon and I love him! Maybe it’s how Cloud knows the exact moves to do even though he said earlier in the game that he doesn’t dance and he just got dragged into this out of nowhere! Maybe it’s Aerith (depending on if you’re doing good at the rhythm game) loving every second of it and being all precious and supportive and “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!” Maybe it’s how they managed to strip Cloud down and make him up on stage in a matter of seconds! Maybe it’s how Aerith was eagerly awaiting the reveal and was in complete awe of the results like she’s awakening her inner lesbian! Maybe it’s how God damn gorgeous those dresses were (especially that black dress with the blue corset, I want that dress in real life) on Cloud! Maybe it’s the fact that Cloud is walking and dancing effortlessly in heels even though I can barely manage them! Maybe it’s that bit where Andrea dips him and calls him perfect while their lips are literally three inches apart and Cloud gives this lovestruck expression and his lips part slightly, making this bit the perfect thumbnail photo! Maybe its that nice message they give at the end about true beauty not being restricted to basic gender concepts and to not be afraid to express yourself in whatever way you see fit! Or maybe it’s because it gave me the excuse to call Cloud a grumpy gay sword boi, something that I only ever said about Felix!

This was an acid trip to end all acid trips and I want 90 more just like it!

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that if you’ve been on the fence about getting this game in case it suffers from “bad remake” disease or if your knowledge and intrigue in Final Fantasy is limited, I highly endorse getting this game just for this scene alone. This convinced me, someone who the only FF game I’ve played from start to finish is 4, to buy it! 

It’s majestic as f*ck!