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at least he wont be able to run in the next election right? right?
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why does my body think shower time is barf time? is not barf time!!!! IS OPPOSITE OF BARF TIME!!
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love getting to an appointment 15 minutes early and getting called back 50 minutes after my appointment time 😐👍
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i feel like no one can hear me. can anyone hear me?
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How I imagine Stephen Hillenburg pitched Spongbob:
sh: So it’s about this seasponge, and he’s a bit of a fruit-
exec: He lives in a fruit?
sh: N— Yes. Yes he does
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the most heartbreaking thing about loving someone is when you realize they will never love you the way you loved them
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why did 8 people download my purple house WIP. what are they doing with it
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waiter: soup or salad?
me, confused but intrigued: super salad?
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would you still love me if i was an indecipherable goddess of chaos
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