jojojoy1

[jojojoy1]

[jojojoy1]

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

[jojojoy1]

George, teaching Kimi how to drive: You’re driving along and Christian and Max walk out into the road. What do you hit? Kimi: Definitely Christian. I would never run over mama. George, putting his head in his hands: The breaks Kimi. Toto, sat in the back: I would also run Christian over.

[jojojoy1]

Lando Norris (Belgian GP - July 27, 2025) 📷 Mark Sutton

[jojojoy1]

Lando with his family 🧡🧡🧡🧡

[jojojoy1]

[jojojoy1]

hi hi aliya, my request is girlfriend!reader learned spanish in secret and answered in spanish to franco whenever he talked/asked her sth. though it was not great but still she tried!

i am sorry in advance bc i have never learned spanish so i had to trust google translator but i hope you like it <3

pairing: franco colapinto x reader words: abt 500 warnings: a tiny bit spicy but nothing really explicit

When you first started dating Franco, you two communicated in English. It was the easiest for the moment. You couldn’t remember anything of the Spanish you learned at school and Franco has never learnt your native language.

But one day, when you heard Franco on a call speaking Spanish you decided that you’ll have to learn some just to see him smile, or laugh, when you told him something in his first language.

That night in bed you downloaded Duolingo, hoping it would teach you a couple of cute phrases you could use.

You were annoyed to be honest when all you learnt in the beginning was how to order a coffee with milk because that certainly wasn’t something you thought would be cute at all.

But after a few weeks of practicing silly phrases you won’t need anytime soon, you started remembering more and more of your school Spanish and were able to form sentences.

One night you and Franco fell in bed, his lips on yours. His hands slipped under your shirt, exploring the skin underneath.

“Eres tan sexy bebé“, he whispered in your ear.

When his hand slipped lower and finally touched you where you wanted it most you gasped.

“Serás mi muerte”, you whispered before a moan escaped your lips.

You felt Franco’s hand stop what they were doing and whined.

“Oh? What was that, bebé?”, he asked, looking in your eyes.

You repeated what you just said even more quiet, suddenly feeling insecure.

“Is that so?”, Franco asked teasingly, continueing what he had done before you decided to show off your barely there Spanish skills, making you gasp.

Franco’s lips curled into a grin. His breath was warm on your neck, his lips barely touching your skin as he murmured, “Ay, mi amor… if you keep talking like that, I might actually die first.”

You laughed softly, the sound catching in your throat when his mouth found your skin just above where you wanted them so badly.

“I’m serious,” you said, though it was barely a whisper. “You make me feel things I didn’t know were even possible. But I must admit, the bar wasn’t really set high before I met you.”

Franco stopped what he was doing and tilted his head trying not to grin. “And you… tú me vuelves loco.” His Spanish accent was driving you insane as it became even more pronounced now that he was turned on. “I never thought I’d fall for someone who couldn’t even order a proper café con leche.”

You laughed again, pushing at his shoulder lightly. “Hey! I can now. I can even ask where the bathroom is and tell someone I have a red skirt.”

“Truly impressive,” he teased, leaning down to kiss you again. Deep. Slow.

“Mhmm. I like when you speak Spanish to me,” you admitted. “Even when I don’t understand everything. It just… It’s hot, not gonna lie.”

Franco started grinning mischievously. “Then I’ll teach you. Every night. One word at a time.”

You grinned back at Franco, biting your lip, trying to hide the grin. “Promise?”

“Pinky promise,” he said, brushing his nose against yours. “But only if you keep surprising me with those sweet little phrases of yours every single night.”

“I will,” you whispered, feeling braver again. “Estoy loca por ti.”

His hands slipped around your hips. “Dios,” he breathed. “You’re going to kill me one day.”

“Serás mi muerte,” you repeated, pressing a quick kiss on Franco’s lips.

a/n: i hope you like it! comments and reblogs are always appreciated! if the spanish is wrong pls correct me <3

tags:

@strawberryy-kiwii / @a-distantdreamer / @requiemforthepoets / @martygraciesversion381 / @l-vroom4 / @comicqlivy / @sid-is-gr8 / @picklesbuddy93 / @sadiemack9 / @f1fantasys / @cloud-55 / @sunny44 / @widow-cevans / @gigicisneros / @mbioooo0000 / @sinfully-yoursss / @bravo-delta-eccho / @rue-t / @mayax2o07 / @alexanderachillesisgay / @maviesamour / @suhchenjun / @pippyth3hippy / @sweate-r-weathe-r / @joannaln4 / @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy / @aleatorio1234 / @anayaverse / @htpssgavi / @dessashippr / @f1allymgp / @nickie-amore / @f1norris04 / @frostqueen-dhriya / @isagrace22 

[jojojoy1]

"Yeah, I'm fine"

"Just a stomach bug"

You smirked at Lando from where you sat, behind the crowd of cameras and fangirls.

He was obviously struggling to keep his composure... you'd been keeping him on edge all day.

You tapped your phone once more and he let out an audible gasp.

The interviewer was at a loss for words, hesitating between continuing or worrying over an obviously unwell Lando.

"No, it's- fuck- it's just a cramp..."

His hands were in front of his crotch, in an effort to hide his rather obvious erection. His eyes searched yours briefly in the crowd, to try and signal to you to stop this madness immediately.

"I think I've got food poisonning."

You turned up the setting on the vibrator again, and his knees visibly buckled. His grip on his own wrist tightened enough to hurt, and to his horror (and your absolute delight) he couldn't control the noise he let out next.

It was a beautiful sight, and only you understood what was happening to him. The vibrations inside him were too much, he wasn't able to stop it...

Lando Norris came in his pants, in front of a crowd of photographers. Lando Norris' orgasm face was going to be plastered all over the internet for everyone to see.

Everybody would think he was in pain. But the truth, known only to you and Lando, was much, much sweeter.

"We are never doing that again"

Gif blurb Masterlist

[jojojoy1]

I am OBSESSED with your writing 🥹 Could you please do a scenario in which Y/n is feeling insecure and completely shuts down and avoids her f1 boyfriend please, up to you if it’s a text au or regular writing❤️

WHEN YOUR INSECURITIES MAKE YOU HIDE

( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ let’s talk )

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: HURT/COMFORT

©maxtermind // do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

★ : a/n :: ignore the typos, comments, thoughts and reblogs are appreciated!

[jojojoy1]

some osc thots for the people because that aussie is like a little brain worm.

cw, 18+ content, read at your own risk, basically virgin!osc, smut!!!, puppy!osc, no use of y/n, gn afab!reader

Oscar who has had ‘sex’ before, not really. But he’s never actually been inside of a girl, the furthest he’s gotten is a quick blowie from an ex gf.

So when reader finds this out, teasing ensues — walk with me now. Letting Oscar pull aside the panties of the white set he had so shamelessly stared at when reader bought it and tried it on, grinding against his already so painfully hard cock and it’s leaking and so red, but he won’t let it slip in — no no he stops himself because he’s a good boy, he swears he is but when his tip catches on the entrance ever so briefly, he’s done for.

His hands are flailing and his head is tipped back, he’s seeking for that feeling again; until reader finally pushes down on his cock and then he really is gone because it’s so mean that reader is just sat there not moving and osc is desperately bucking up, feeling himself bump against her cervix and reader so so warm inside and he won’t last for much longer so can you please let him cum?

[jojojoy1]

OB87 ⸻ She's an Ollie Bearman girlie 💌🧸

[jojojoy1]

SPIN — OB87

random texts with bf!ollie and reader

requested by anon!

genre. smau, fluff warnings. one suggestive (but silly) slide word count. n/a

[jojojoy1]

[jojojoy1]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[jojojoy1]

would anyone like to let me lay directly on top of them until i fall asleep

[jojojoy1]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[jojojoy1]

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen