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Felt presence

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okay so like really long cloho post coming but i think it's important. i think daisuke has tricked all of you. i think zac has.

i see people talk about how age seems to have softened pappy. his confessions of 'i got scared'. his grandfather-fication. and to me it's all just such complete bull. i wanna start chronologically. daisuke bucklesby was one of gath's most famous outlaws. he was a household name before he joined the crew of the zephyr. comfrey macleod and daisuke bucklesby colliding was two stars exploding in the atmosphere. goldbeard, for instance, is a legend. clearly kids are being told the tale of goldbeard's booty like people here know the likes of long john silver and blackbeard. wealwell's want for his gold is such a clear play on that. a pirate of that repute was not only an intimate friend of daisuke's but was also stabbed in the back and killed by him. daisuke bucklesby outdid fucking davy jones. his life has run him ragged, but by 60 he's not done yet. he's joined the zephyr and supposedly sworn off his old ways. there is a camera crew there and he is being careful. he is being funny but he is being careful. "im a reformed man" he tells them. yeah. sure. the reporter mentions his name casually. people know him. he is an outlaw. he's a gunslinger. he's dangerous. he marries comfrey and joins the zephyr. he adapts. that's what he does. he adapts. comfrey and him divorce when he cannot adapt anymore. "she wanted me to be an indoor dog but i had just been outside for too long."

daisuke bucklesby is 80 years old. he is not done yet. when the zephyr crew reunites they all make several remarks on daisuke's changed behaviour. marya compliments him for being brave many times by being open with them. "i got scared." that man has not been scared one fucking time we've seen him on screen. he is 80 years old and he has once again adapted. his aim hasn't even wandered a little. he takes a shot before anyone else can react and says he got scared if he needs to cover his ass. he is 80 years old and knows he can get away with that. people will assume he has softened. he's gotten weaker. they will treat him more gentle. that man has not buckled an inch. he is using his age to get away with his behaviour. there is one fact that backs up this age-shield he has crafted and it is from the very first episode. "get lost, pappy" is what one of the crooks coming for olethra says the first time we meet him. they are described as low level criminals. they had less than 20 hp. daisuke bucklesby, the pappy of pilby, we know is infamous. that goon knew that that was daisuke, recognised him, and still had the balls to say "get lost, pappy." we know pappy's been in pilby all these years and we know he's been killing people who's come for olethra and hutch. pappy is an established face in town. clearly. they know his name and face and still he has managed to cultivate an image of just an old man that everyone has bought. everyone's bought that pappy is harmless and become so with age, but daisuke's not slipped a fucking inch. he's been assassinating people this entire time. he has, once more, adapted.

daisuke bucklesby is 80 years old and he is not done with life. he will never be until life takes him out personally. he knows his limits but he enjoys being 80. it has given him new ways to operate, live, and trick people. that man loves many more people now than when he was some hotshot in his 20s, but the steely gaze and quick fingers of that 20 year old haven't withered at all. they've just evolved. adapted. he has never once been scared.

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Laying awake, 12:23am

Wario, no shirt no panties

Wario, no shirt no panties

Wario, no shirt no panties

Wario, no shirt no panties

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I’m a fan of junkvan angst as much as the next sad lesbian but it IS funny how in canon there’s just none to be seen. Like they each have their own individual angst but there is zero bad blood between eachother, they’re the Least Bothered Ever about eachother, every episode they have an absolutely insane and adorable interaction. The most angst we got is Marya didn’t make it to the wedding and it can be inferred that it’s more so bc the wedding was after the tragedy than anything else

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something something about how maxwell needs the rules of gentleman fisting and The Max to keep his identities separate and torse literally has two different hearts that keep his personable side and his violent side separate

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If the crew of the zephyr end up being the founders of Zood or some shit im gonna fucking lose it. What do you mean theres a giant fucking statue of Comfrey under the sea at the fallen temple of Katur, thousands upon thousands of years old? What do you mean that the founder of the Bank of Fehujar looks exavtly like Bert? What do you mean Mordecestershire is way way older than when they fought him and hes holding way more grudges and hes way more magical? What do you mean the founders of Oda were incredibly dedicated to doing things the natural and right way, a philosophy that Monty deeply believes in? What do you mean Tabira City is considered a Rowdy city, and Max and Van loved it there so much? What do you mean Ludmilla exists outside of time and space (and is probably the queen of Zern or something)?

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If at any point Torse gives one or both of his hearts to Maxwell to guard or keep safe...I will perish on the spot. I will tell you right now. And then I will revive myself because I need to write a fanfic about it

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I added a cowboy hat for Pappy

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CAPTAIN MARYA JUNKOVÁ

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Micheal distortion

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.

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day 2 of scarian week is betrayal

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stardew valley is a haunted ass game I start a new save file and full on see Bigfoot running away into the shadows and search for 'what the fuck was that Bigfoot stardew valley' and get some crusty ass steam post going 'yeah dude if you saw Bigfoot thats super ultra rare ive played 3000 hours and never seen him' and there's like 50 things like this in the game

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but youre real 2 me