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HAPPY 1,000 FOLLOWERS! Now write sub bottom whiny needy Blackmore headcanons it's Ur treat

ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡

SGSHSUSH THANKS BESTIE. Warning for the most self indulgent smut underneath the cut.

Also link to my celebration post

Blackmore NSFW HCs ♡

• Voice kink go brrrr 🗣️

• K so in my expert opinion this mf would be SO FUCKING LOUD when he gets overstimulated. It's never words, it's only broken gibberish paired with a lot of moaning and whimpering

• WOULD HE START CRYING?? MAYBE... AM I INTO THAT??? MAYBE .........

• Before he gets to that point, he's all begging and pet names, like "Sugar", "Darlin’", "Honey pot" GODD this man is southern. Don't tell me otherwise. The accent 🤤

• Loves having his hair pulled, it's never out of his ponytail so you get a built in leash HAHA

• He's like, 95% sub, but that 5%,,,,,, but just because he's on top doesn't mean he's not pathetic as fuck still

• Fucks like a rabbit if he's on top

• Throws your damn legs in all kinds of directions you didn't even know they could bend. His fav position with him on top is definitely the mating press

• Oh shit right these are meant to be bottom HCs

• Honestly he's so easy to boss and push around. He's used to it already with Val, at least this time around he's getting his dick wet (maybe... if you're generous)

• Will beg on his knees sniveling and whining for a crumb of cock/cunt

• No qualms with being on the receiving end, although he's an old fashioned man and believes it's a little strange, all of those ideas are flying out the window the moment you stick whatever up his ass

• Stick shit in his MOUTH 🗣️‼️‼️

• Mf gets drool everywhere, he doesn't care. Always gawking, mouth open, in awe, amazed

• Cannot for his life take a compliment but y'all KNOW he is drowning you in praise, talking about how amazing you are

• Did I mention the biting. He bites. Everything. Anything. Beware.

• But like. Totally put your fingers in his mouth. It's hot.

• TWO PUMP CHUMP AND YOU WILL RESPECT THAT ‼️‼️

• After sex he is out like a lamp thrown at a wall. Immediately. As soon as he hits his pillow. Don't expect aftercare. He totally would!!.... if he wasn't sawing logs,,,,

• Says "‘m so~rry for coming so soon~" 💳💥💥

• Def calls you "Sir"/"Ma'am" 💳💥💥💥💳💥

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DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

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i could fix him… but im going to give him a weird fetish instead

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God I forgot how I start to get feral thoughts when I hear 'Tear you Apart' by She Wants Revenge. OoooUuuFFGhhhh those lusty thoughts for villains especially oOOFI GHGG

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Your f/o zipping down your dress after coming home, placing feather light kisses down your spine.

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I love getting thirsts from y'all, it's inspiring fr

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Teaching myself how to draw hentai so I can draw my F/Os having sex with me

Ayyyy nice! That's always some good motivation for sure!!

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IT'S MONSTER FUCKER HOURS THIS WEEK BERRY I NEED THIS WEREWOLF TO BREED ME

(sorry for being a bottom on main </3)

look at me answering these thirst posts all late -- BUT HNNGH you know Wolf Wes is on his WAYYY. Just imagine him out here in heat. Maybe the first time you encounter him like this you're a bit fearful of course he's already bigger than you as a human so seeing him as this massive werewolf is intimidating af. But he just kinda mounts you and licks all over your body before making you his hehehehee.

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Imagining Blackmore stripping out of his rain poncho to show himself off wearing a very normal outfit is like my equivalent of a victorian era woman raising her dress skirt to show off her ankle –Midnight rambles of a very tired and very thirsty pirate

oh my god??? Ok but I love that though. I feel like that's totally an appropriate level of Blackmore "exposing" himself to you. Like, I'm sure you've really got to know him on an intimate level to see him without his rainrot and with his hair down too. But gosh now I'm just imagining Jodie making the biggest heart eyes at her man <3

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i just love seeing people have fun on this blog and being able to express themselves, it makes me happy, one day i’ll be able to join in when i have the confidence

Aaah, apologies for answering this so late!! But gosh yeah. Despite me having this blog I'm often too shy to share my own thoughts, but I enjoy hearing what others have to say! <3 But YES if you ever feel like sharing some thots you know my inbox is open!

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i wanna jojo to eat me out sooo bad! i love being marked up by you babe~!

Jojo is on his way. You know eating you out is one of his favorite things to do. I'll bet he's really good with his tongue too.

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SOBS I never realized I have a lot of things left unanswered in my drafts, i'm so sorry y'all -

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I’m going to make that man’s dick disappear in my throat like a magician 🪄🪄

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I’ve been having thots lately and it makes me wanna write for my k.inks again but at the same time I’m like man I know I’m not that committed to my h.orniness

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I literally never had a breeding kink before, but I do for one man and one man only.

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Call me Valentine

NSFW! Scarlet valentine x F!reader x Funny Valentine!

Cw: Forced pregnancy

you and scarlet. How do you describe each other’s relationship? A fling? Or just two really close friends? Well to Funny Valentine, that’s all you two were. Really really close best friends. He didn’t mind though, even when his intuition was telling him that you two being gone for an hour plus wasn’t usual, he would always let it be. Scarlet was always talking about you to him, how you were just the sweetest , most nicest women anyone could ask for. He started to zone out as she spoke

“I think she may be the one we’ve been looking for, dear.” Her voice cut through his daze, grabbing his attention

“You know I’ve never been too keen about the idea of having, much less carrying a child… but Y/n. She’s so fertile, I can tell. She’s young and full of life, her body is begging to carry a child” she sighed putting her hand on her fist and staring out their shared bedrooms window

“Scarlet. Just because she’s young and full of life.. it doesnt mean she’s able to bare a child. You know this already.” He looked back at the window

“But funny.” She layed her head on his shoulder “I’m positive she’s the one for us. She is the one to carry our child.”

He sat there silent, trying to process her words.

“Imagine it honey. Imagine y/n ‘s belly, full with our baby. Her breasts full with milk just for our little one… doesn’t it excite you?” Scarlet egged him on.

“Scarlet. Every one of your friends. You’ve tried doing this with.. not one of them wanted to help with our child. What makes you think she’ll want to do it. Think rationally.” Funny’s voice was soft but stern, he rested his arm around scarlets body. Pulling her in

“We can still try, can’t we funny?”

He was silent. Yet it was still worth a try in her eyes

The next evening you and scarlet met up like usual. She had just bought you a new set of lingerie.

“Oh my y/n let’s get you out of those stuffy clothes!” Scarlet exclaimed after yanking your top off in one swipe, then your skirt.

“What’s the occasion, scarlet?” Your curiosity got the best of you.

“Nothing my darling! I just got you something to wear for when we meet my husband this evening…” her tone grew softer. “It will be a very special night, we have something very important to ask you afterwards.” Scarlet held the lingerie, feeling the satin fabric

“I hope it’s something exciting!”

“It will be, but first-“ she handed you the fabric “put this on for me?”

You took the item and made your way to the restroom to put it on, only to be stopped by scarlet

“Make me happy darling.. put it on in front of me, will you?” Scarlet rubbed her thighs together

You nodded as you turned around, facing her. You started to peel away your undergarments, then putting on the lingerie.

“You look amazing my sweet y/n.” She gripped your chest as she kissed your neck, causing you to rub your thighs together now

“M-ah- thank you, scarlet…”

“Put your pretty little dress back on and meet me down stairs for dinner.” Scarlet said before she closed the door.

Scarlet made her way to the dining area where her husband already sat.

“Funny my dear. You’re early.” Scarlet said

“Im eager to see how your plan plays out.” His voice as soft as the finest fabric, it played with scarlets heart like a violin

Soon You finally made it down all the stairs, not wanting to be late. You stumbled into the dining room and you were met by scarlet and President Funny Valentine.

He got up and pulled out your chair for you, letting you sit down, then pushing your chair back in. Just as he did for his wife. Before he left he let his fingers drag over your shoulders. You shivered.

“Y/n.” Scarlets voice getting your attention

“Ah, yes Ma’am scarlet?”

Valentine chucked, scarlet glanced at him, then back at you

“Y /n. This is obviously my husband. I don’t think you two have ever been properly introduced.”

“Hello Mr. Valentine!” You let your hand do a little wave at him

He smiled a little and waved back

“Good evening Miss. Y/n. You look lovely tonight”

Your face began to burn hot as you put your hand back in your lap.

Your food came out and you were silent for the most part as you ate your food. Until you started getting asked questions

“Y/n, do you plan on getting married soon?” Funny’s voice cut the silent

“I- I don’t think so sir. My parents are supposed to be arranging my wedding at some point..”

He nodded

“Here y/n! You should try this it’s soooo yummy!” Scarlet poured you a drink

You took your glass and put it to your lips and sipped at the dark red liquid

“Mm, what is this ?” You felt hot and dizzy, the knot in your stomach growing

“Just something funny bought me when we went out of town earlier..” she glanced at her plate and picked at her food “do you like it?”

“M- yes ma’am”

After dinner you freshened up. scarlet and her husband accompanied you to their room. Their hands on you at all times to make sure you don’t trip

Once you’ve all made it to the bedroom where you and scarlet have shared many flings, your clothes began to be taken off, exposing your lingerie

“Oh what’s this?” Funny looked at you

“I got it for her. Special for tonight only!” Scarlet giggled

“see dear? She’s perfect, just as I told you.” Scarlet started grabbing at you

“She’s even more beautiful than what you’ve told me… but will she like the idea we have for her?” Valentine stood in front of you, putting his gloved hands onto your stomach

Your vision got hazy and your heart started racing a million miles a minute

“What’s going on?” You shakingly spoke out

“Y/n, I’ve been thinking.. we’ll I’ve never liked the idea of carrying a baby that much.. but you y/n, you’re so young. Your body is perfect for a baby to grow in, darling”

Surely she wasn’t being serious. You couldn’t have a baby yet! You weren’t even married!

“What do you mean scarlet?”

“She wants to ask you to carry out baby, y/n” funny spoke for his wife, then kissing your neck

You were guided to the bed where you stared at the roof until you heard funnys slacks unzip, along with scarlets skirt.

“Y/n, darling.” Funny’s voice snapped you to reality “come here and sit on my lap won’t you?” He patted his lap for you. You scooted over to him and straddled his lap. Scarlet was seated next to her husband, stroking his cock behind you earring a few grunts in return

His hand moved towards your clit rubbing it a few times. You let out a few moans as he did so.

His hand moved towards your clit rubbing it a few times. You let out a few moans as he did so.

Scarlet started to touch herself a little at the sigh of your already dripping and needy pussy displayed before her on her husband.

He lifted you up to move his cock towards you entrance. Sliding the head of his cock on your clit, teasing you a little then slipping in a little at a time.

“Virgin huh? Well then, y/n I guess we’ll have to take it slow now won’t we?” He chuckled

He let you slide down at your own pace even if he was getting impatient.

Scarlet started to lick your clit like she always does. Helping your pussy loosen around her husbands cock. He bucked into you a little and you moaned out of pain and pleasure. He switched positions with you, lifting your legs up to put a pillow underneath your lower back and pulling your legs apart so he could slide into you more easily. Scarlet took it apon herself to climb onto your face and use your mouth for her own pleasure

“See my dear funny, feel how wet she is for you? So wet and welcoming. Fill her with your seed, you can do that for me cant you?” Scarlet cooed at her husband, he nodded

He started to rock his hips into yours first slowly then gradually faster.

“She feels- good, scarlet…”

“I know dear.. I know” she looked down at you with lustfull eyes as she started to chase her own release. Grinding her clit onto your tongue, you started sucking on her clit when she did so.

“Don’t you want to cum in y/n, funny? She’s perfect for our baby.. don’t you want that? To spill your seed and be a daddy to our baby?” Scarlet was encouraging her beloved to breed you

“Fuck.. yes, I want it scarlet. I want y/n to take my seed and hold our baby.” He said, his hair sticking to him as he panted, close to his release

Scarlet reached her release as she grinded one more time into your tongue. Taking herself off with shaking legs.

“My dear funny, you can cum. I believe in you dear”

That sent him over the edge. Spilling his seed into you. As you tightened around him with your own orgasm approaching he started thrusting faster and faster; hitting every good spot in your body. Your nerves were on fire and he knew it.

“Ah! Oh Mr. President! I’m- au so close!” You yelped out

“Please. Call me valentine, darling..”

With that you clawed onto his back moaning his name. One you reached your release you had realized what you’ve done

They both looked at each other and nodded

“That’s right y/n~” scarlet rested her hand on your full stomach, funny placing his over her hand. They held you, you two falling asleep as funny tried to get some work done.

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