jojos-bizarre-confessional

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Prosciutto is insanely straight.

I know how he dresses and what he looks like but just- His vibes. They're straight. He likes women and buys roses for women. I might die on this hill.

Not a cis straight man tho, I higly doubt anyone in JoJo is a cis straight man. (Just a teeny bit of offense to cis straight men, like a small drop of offense)

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I absolutely LOVE when people have just random headcanons for characters. Imagining these characters doing stupid stuff is fun.

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My country has a bootleg translation of JJBA that is WILDLY popular for it's sheer insane memeability, and I'm really bummed that it's a language-specific meme. I wish people here could understand me when I say "Atol.... Cherry... Doggy.... and Bossu...!", or know exactly who I'm talking about when I mention Peace, the Angel of the Underworld.

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i like live action rohan more than animated rohan

it goes like this for me;

manga rohan > live action rohan > animated rohan

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What if Ghiaccio pisses and the piss freezes

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I need to put a collar on Gwess and make her pant like a dog. Lesbian style.

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I feel like fugos hair would have a cheese pull

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I remember joining a jjba discord server once, and in the rules it said that you've gotta spoil your message if it was related to any of the topics listed in the rules, but some of the topics were literally characters from the show, which. ???????? It's. A part of the show?? If you need to have it censored, you probably shouldn't join a community about it to begin with

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im so fucking thirsty for cioccolata its not even funny anymore i need to rewire him in ways he himself didnt think to be possible secco can watch or bite me in the meantime or something idfk i jist NEED to hit that moldy mossy pussy. rolling his bush into a joint

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Gelato has the most ticklish feet out of everyone in la squadra

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Speedwagon 100% was internally screaming when Jonathan's shirt burst off like yeah Zeppeli just died but the guy Speedwagon is clearly attracted to is being hot soooooo

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Y'all think any of the characters got a fuckin peanut allergy? Random thought i just had.

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I find Bucciarati's ability to unzip himself and others a bit erotic as in weird deviantart fetish way

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I keep going back and forth between crushing on Dio and thinking "hey maybe this isn't the best idea". No hate to any Dio enjoyers btw, this is entirely a me issue and stuff

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Keicho look german to me. He looks like what the song Eins Zwei Polizei sounds like.

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i feel like the same person keeps submitting like half of the horny asks. not a complaint, just an observation. i hope theyre having fun

i respect it

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i need to get this off my chest because everyone will think im deranged

CW: ABUSE

i first watched jjba when i was nine and when i watched part 5 i was (unfortunately still am) in an abusive house and i used to fantasize about bruno bucciarati saving me from my house and letting me stay with him

im fourteen now and i still think about it sometimes

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