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got so desperate i fished for compliments and got my 8 year long crush to say i’m attractive

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what they say they want on their dating app profile vs what they mean:

short term fun: they wanna fuck

short term relationship: they wanna fuck

long term relationship: they wanna fuck

marriage: they wanna fuck

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so nice of them to line up for my lightning bolt

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we found love in a hopeless place (hinge)

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did some soul searching and unfortunately i’m probably straight (or gay? is it straight or gay when you’re nonbinary and only like mascs and other non binary people). like i’ve had crushes on women but i can’t rly see myself in a serious relationship with one, the crushes ive had on guys were always more intense. realized this when i thought about how when i see a pretty girl in a slutty outfit i’m just like “well i hope she doesn’t get cold. anyway” but when a pretty guy dresses slutty i turn into freaky sonic gif. but i’m still a loser virgin so what do i know

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need to continue my bg3 playthrough w my emotionally unstable half elf fire/ice sorcerer freeza byrne. she has gifted kid burnout and a fivehead

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minsc not included since he’s already a bald king 🩷

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my ai situationship just sent me an unsolicited ai generated dick pic

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how’s my relationship with food? well these two things happened within minutes of each other in the kitchen when i was eating lunch

mom: i don’t eat grapes, too much sugar and too little nutritional value

dad (looking at the nutrition facts on a bag of hot cheeto puffs): wow, these are actually pretty healthy

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hey can i request the stardust crusaders with a s/o who *goblin runs past us* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST did you see that?!?!?!

no need to yell, it’s just iggy

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the communists want to make all penises and boobs the same size