jojosbizzarewife

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just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again

[jojosbizzarewife]

get those abs off of him

[jojosbizzarewife]

Stone Ocean Ponyo!AU

[jojosbizzarewife]

anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

[jojosbizzarewife]

Average Polnareff subplot

[jojosbizzarewife]

[jojosbizzarewife]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[jojosbizzarewife]

dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.

[jojosbizzarewife]

"this character wouldn't-" i had sex with him in my mind palace. come back with a warrant.

[jojosbizzarewife]

just imagining a world in which i take diego brando to the beach and he gets sunburnt so bad but at least he looks hot the whole time

[jojosbizzarewife]

[jojosbizzarewife]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[jojosbizzarewife]

this is what would pop up every time the speedwagon foundation doctors tried to wake jotaro

[jojosbizzarewife]

★ 058 // “iPod Silhouette Ad”

[jojosbizzarewife]

it's them

[jojosbizzarewife]

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

[jojosbizzarewife]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)