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polnareff would look CGI if he was real
i made this blog to follow jojo blogs and post cursed jjba content. kai, he/him, mid 20s, japanese/polish, autistic
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i understand that avdol having pyrokinesis might have caused his childhood some events but polnareff was a toddler with an invisible knife taped to his soul.
#mohammed avdol#jean pierre polnareff#he had chariot from a young age#if i had to live knowing that a four year old in my range had a very fast claire's piercing mechanism and i have snacks he wants#living in terror
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the inherent homoeroticism of your rival's ability being fundamentally a hard counter to your ability but you beat them anyway through your utilization of the environment, understanding of tactics, and usage of their own ego against them
#avpol#''polnareff is afraid of magician's red'' silver chariot can literally deflect crossfire hurricane's multiples.#at BASELINE silver chariot can be a huge pain in the ass for magician's red#avdol however is just really really really really good at stand combat and polnareff is a fencer with telekinesis#which is why polnareff is either really really excellent at combat or he fucking eats shit with no in between#and also why avdol's confidence in winning is hugely dependent on extenuating circumstances and this is like#both a good and terrible thing
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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me, knowing damn well that you don't actually need much more than that gym bag and practical skills to travel like polnareff was doing: fucking moron carries 19 bags of hairspray and nothing else, methinks
#jean pierre polnareff#genuinely anything to avoid complimenting him :)#<- writing a pov fic where yea realistically he was just train hopping and taking odd jobs and people still do this and it was common
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megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards
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Welcome back to Avpol April 2024!
Avpol April is back for 2024!! This event will take place throughout April, focusing once more Muhammad Avdol and Jean Pierre Polnareff’s relationship.
Tag your posts #avpolapril2024 so they can be reblogged here!
This event hosted on Tumblr, but you’re free to post your work on other platforms (though I'd appreciate it if you link/ mention this blog so people know where to look)! Fanfiction can also be added to the AvpolApril2024 collection.
Rules & Guidelines
The prompt list can be used to inspire creative works, including fanart, fanfiction, edits and headcanons etc.
Feel free to submit content that isn’t based on the prompts, or use them in a different order!
You can submit as many or few works as you like
Early and late submissions are fine, although early submissions won’t be reblogged until April
NSFW and potentially triggering content is allowed, but will be reblogged on a case-by-case basis (and will be appropriately tagged).
IT'S AVPOL TIME !!!!!!!
A text version of the prompt list is also available here. If you have any further questions or concerns, feel free to send an ask or DM to this blog. The mod of the event is @avspol , and questions can also be sent there!
NOTE: Reblogs of submissions might be delayed this year!! I'll do my best to reblog everything in April, but some posts might not be reblogged until May.
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also what the fuck does polnareff keep in those weird pouches. sorry this was the only image i had to hand
#hes carrying the chewing gum that he offered the guys at the end of the strength episode.......#and car keys probably. i think he does not know where the car is. but he has the keys still :)
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this guy has been running around europe by himself with nothing but a gym bag for 3 entire years :) methinks that he is structurally a man and functionally an unrelenting species of weed.
#he's literally like an unkillable invasive species he is literally a mint plant. i hate him.#jean pierre polnareff#like.#avdol makes me place my head in my hands for extended periods of time because of how forbidden his knowledge is BUT.#CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE! i can comprehend how he's been doing alright thus far#whereas polnareff. something something stand symbolism something something that man kind of tanked crossfire hurricane huh :/#he just. doesn't go away.
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i am yet again thinking about how polnareff and avdol's fight choreography can actually tell you so much about their characters-
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this was avdol and polnareff's first fight. polnareff was so enthusiastic about avdol's ability to outsmart him that he simply disobeyed the fleshbud. literally let himself cook. theyre simultaneously the strangest men ive ever known and also normies to a degree that its affronting.
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i started this unfinished avpol comic well over a year ago and i opened it up on a whim and jumpscared myself so viscerally
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i often think about this
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work in progress of hemorex verma, who has done literally nothing wrong except Just Building A Suit Of Armor For A Hobby, being locusts, and also laying siege to her old college town
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i so genuinely want to make a list dedicated to all the moments where avdol and polnareff's bonding activities are 50% You Are A Balm To My Sad Soul and 50% intentionally annoying the living shit out of each other
#avpol#i wanna say polnareff is the more bothersome one but avdol's canon laughs are like. DISPROPORTIONATELY a result of Polnareff Misfortune
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that said i do like making ocs where one guy is "this one guy" and then i make another guy who's "and here's this other guy with similar circumstances if he hadnt fucked his life sideways by going 'I Pwomise Had No Choice But To Become Magic Siege Engines I Sowwy :('"
um,one is partially responsible for the rock shortage? indirectly. the other guy. partially his circumstances arise from Rock Shortage
the problem with my ocs is that the worldbuilding isnt a vehicle for them,,they are a vehicle for the 90 year economic agricultural decline of a fantasy nation due to a rock shortage. there is 5 sentences worth of some gay people and their very unique armor. back to rocks-
#this is about a guy named ban renshu and a guy named redheaded sionn!#they have kind of similar circumstances but they would so deeply have nothing to talk about#that said!#if red encountered ban's brother it would be On Sight#which is what you get for traumatizing red's boyfriend by turning into giant butterfly thing for your So Called Autonomy#and also to stop being made out of wood! he did not appreciate needing to be varnished.#i literally made ban renshu after reading about ancient greek sieges#i needed a someone for sieging#that said! the most egregious example of Person Who Sieges came a long time afterwards with hemorex verma
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the problem with my ocs is that the worldbuilding isnt a vehicle for them,,they are a vehicle for the 90 year economic agricultural decline of a fantasy nation due to a rock shortage. there is 5 sentences worth of some gay people and their very unique armor. back to rocks-
#kai talking#there were many other reasons for the decline but like the rock shortage didnt help#like the people with personalities will never be as interesting to me as this maritime trading power that got rich off of textiles and is#partially that rich bc theyre like the only ones who can manufacture cloth that's impervious to moisture#which is really. really important for countermagics#dont WORRY abotu it
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