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INFLUENCER SMURF????????????

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The dress she wears to the carnival is like Almost Tolerable (why is the bodice split in three? How? Length wise horizontal cmon) but it's Immediately Ruined by a 5 FT LONG CAPE. WHY does a rose petal gown need a CAPE

Among lightlark's various sins: some of the "fancy outfits" described are ugly as hell. A low bodice with skin tight pants and a cape that ties around the waist? Are you fucking with me.

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Yeah ok so ive been playing the villain song on repeat. they got

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being abused or neglected really makes it clear how many things are skills that nobody really treats as. skills. exercising autonomy is a skill. listening to your body is a skill. resting is a skill. being liked and being loved are skills. nobody tells you how to do this shit because nobody even told me I was supposed to have learnt these things when I was a kid. I kind of just have to manually figure out what makes me freak out and work from there. unfair as shit

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Ah finally, some good serotonin..

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GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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has anyone asked this

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kpop demon hunters was just the longest protracted transgender allegory. and a boy turning into a Big Sword. which is also a transgender allegory when you think about it

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good time to note that at work i also play toys on the clock. but i wanna play toys in my little hole in the ground instead

i have work tomorrow but i i dont wannaaaaa i wana stay up all night and Play Toys

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i have work tomorrow but i i dont wannaaaaa i wana stay up all night and Play Toys

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It literally makes me feel like I'm losing my mind that almost no one in the global north on here will speak about, or even react to, the fact that the US is literally funding Israeli owned death traps for starving families.

The United States and Israel have made it impossible for all actual aid to enter Gaza. Then, private contractors from the United States created the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF), with Israeli support, to "take over" aid distribution. They are preventing aid distribution by all humanitarian groups in Gaza that distribute aid in coordination with the U.N., and replacing them with GHF. These GHF sites are set up in collaboration with Israeli military to lure in starving families and gun them down.

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has this been done

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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this is what date everything looks like to me

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