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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

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footjob pearl from the sea of cortez

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Get your crumbs up. Get your nothing up.

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i’m in the trenches fucking the trench

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love how "patriot" is basically "diva" for right wing people

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i love saying “girl fuck you”… regardless of the occasion.its so healing. i could literally be alone in my room. girl fuck you!

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Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

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do you believe someone will finally do it? maybe it’ll be a person from his own political party.

Bro we are in an abandoned save file

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lets get killed tonight

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Yeah this is my boy hes got a crush on you hes a little shy though

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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its one thing to be sober, but what i wont tolerate is you glorifying it

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How it’s going:

National Bail Fund Network

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My fujoshi retainers have never trembled once even with sword held high Lol