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hey if you're scrolling tumblr on thanksgiving you might be going though it so I just wanted to let you know that you are so incredibly loved. also you will outlive the weird family member

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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

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IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

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Should walk on escalators because it’s faster?

I swear to fucking god if you block my forward momentum anywhere, no matter what, even once, I will curse your bloodline with some rare reptile disease no one's gotten yet. You don't think I have vials?

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one of the most frustrating moods is Desperate Need to Create Something, Anything + persistent lack of motivation/attention/ability/time/inspiration/energy to do so 

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One time when i was like 3 years old, i went down for a nap so mom thought it would be a good time for her to take a nap too

When she woke up i wasnt in the house. The door was open and the dog and i were just gone

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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