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What a frog on demand?

Just a fan of them game

#joke

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I’m back translating jokes written by insects on tumblr thank you to all my many fans

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What is a necromancers favorite snack?

A raisin (raisin’ the dead)

JOKE BY SCOUT

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What’s a beetles favorite sushi?

A beetle roll! #joke

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Joke: what did spider say to tarantula?

A whole bowl roll

#joke #halloweenjoke

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The gravestone reads “I was thinking yesterday” I was thinking about almonds and wolves.

That’s fantastic

#joke #almondjoke

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It’s like a walnut because even if you break it open there’s still more walnut. It’s always a walnut no matter how much you hit it with things. What is that?

The raid is coming

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It is funny to lie

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There’s a rabbit in a corn field. The rabbit says “corn” the corn says “no I’m wheat”

#joke #cornjoke

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A priest, a rabbi and a dragon walk into a bar.

The priest speaks of god

The rabbi speaks of god

The dragon asks “where’s dinner?”

#joke #dragonjoke

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A cowboy walks into the Supreme Court and asks “who is this?

What a real SHAMBLE #topicaljoke

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There’s a scarf store next to the river called Sorb’s scarves. One day a mouse walks in. The mouse asks “Where can I find grilled sugar cane?” The scarves answered “in the TWISTING water slide”

#joke

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Where do you find a secret goblin?

In the MACHINE shop.

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What did grandma mountain say to the river?

PLAZA to meet you.

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What do you call a suspicious crayfish?

A LOBster. #joke