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an unfriendly reminder ☺️

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i remember a few years ago when ppl literally dying via a record breaking heat wave hitting a city without the infastructure to handle it was met with ppl going 'pff. barbecue weather. aint even bad.'

i now see that kind of comment as a red flag lol

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Tigers are dancing, do not disturb🤫🤫🤫🐅🐅🐅

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I never shared this but my gf and I have such a BADASS Satosugu Vampire AU you have no idea

A royal vampire and half-blooded priest🩸

Oh to be doing merch of your au text roleplay

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Stsg as that meme

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I wanna make an expiration-horror thing of like alien planets and the weird and terrifying creatures who live there.

The main character’s whole thing is “human will pet literally anything.” This is their quest.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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💒

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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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sega siblings reunited i love them so much

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An alternate graduation ceremony with Shoko, Gojo and Geto

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no one’s gonna give me a slice-of-life comedy with them i have to do everything myself

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um.

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Wow if I had a nickel for every time I saw 2025 new release with a floppy haired brunette man in scrubs who volunteered for a shady as hell science experiment and were manipulated and used by greedy capitalist politicians only to be confronted with a angry/depressed double of themselves and to spend the majority of their respective films traipsing around in scrubs I’d have TWO nickels, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right???

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let’s loom menacingly with mama