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Eclipse in Chile

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Me, a Mahito hater watching that wonderful scene with the wolves: oh, I see now, Nobara and Nanami died so I could finally be free of him. I will never forget your sacrifices, you guys. 😔

Me, less than five minutes later: goD FUCKING DAMMIT-

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Happy New Year!

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๛ 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐋. 𝟎 𝐀𝐎 𝟐𝟒

[ Jujutsu Kaisen - capas inteiras ]

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. domain expansion self embodiment of perfection. 🤝🤝👐🏼👐🏼👋🏼👋🏼🤚🏼🫱🏼🤛🏼🤜🏼🫲🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🫱🏼✋🏼🫳🏼🤛🏼🤛🏼🖐🏼👋🏼👐🏼👎🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼👋🏼🫸🏼🫷🏼🤜🏼👋🏼🤜🏼👐🏼👋🏼🤚🏼👋🏼🤚🏼🫲🏼👐🏼🫴🏼👐🏼

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i promise you being polite isnt that hard try it for once

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Absolutely MASSIVE Avalugg headed to the shore last night when I was getting groceries

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who had duolingo owl cosplays as sukuna on their bingo card

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

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okay i love nao's puffy sleeves as much as the next person but—

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Need all my mutuals to know how much I care them

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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Lmfao, good luck gold, lemme see who i-

NOT THE FUCKING PEELED BUGGY NOOOOOO-

You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you?

I was tagged by @kinnbig and well... it's a meme but it counts.

i could marry miles edgeworth but it would obviously have to be a lavender marriage sldbsksjs. and he's rich so like, that helps.

also this was a challenge like a year ago this would have absolutely been kim theerapanyakul and I would've been more screwed with that lmao

anyway! I tag @mikelogan @alwaysandforeverlost @scattered-stardust @nodtnutthasid @shubaka

no pressure to do it obviously!!! 💖💖