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Maokai - play like a little baby early on and look to teleport and gank other lanes whenever you can =start with !!Corrupting potion!! or !!dorans shield!! =build order   righteous glory>ninja tabi's or merc treads>warmogs>gargoyles stoneplate>more tank items  - do not build liandry's or ryleis or rod of ages ever. fr they garbage  - in team fights u want to look to get behind the enemies before you ult, or use it after you w on someone, because ur new ult is slow af n if you just use it then they'll just step to the side like lmao Malphite - pretend ur playing malphite n be a baby n teleport =start with !!corrupting potion!! or !!dorans shield!! =build order         if you're against kennen or brand or ryze or an ap champion u want to build            spirits visage>ninja tabi's>thornmail>sunfire cape>etc       if you're against anyone else build            thornmail>ninja tabi's>liandry's torment>sunfire cape>more tank items  -malphites w make his auto attacks do bonus damage based on his armor, and the amount that he does is increased if his passive shield thing is still up. because of this, using your w and slapping bitches is really really important because it does some stupid amount like 300% of your armor as bonus damage on ur slaps when ur shield is up  -because of this, ur going to be doing a lot of damage even when building tank, so i'm not sure if u want to build gargoyle's stoneplate because that reduces the damage u do and u like damage Nautilus - real talk u ain't no bitch ass nigga like malphite or maokai, u THE nautilus THE titan of the depths u run this bitch n don't u let anyone tell u otherwise. whoever you're going against, wait for them to try to hit you in your minion wave and BEAT THEIR ASS. you win every match up in the game if u get ahead and you will actually just kill them if you let them auto u and then ur minions start hitting them and then you q e auto them and then they're dead =start with !!corrupting potion!! or !!dorans shield!! =build order           sunfire cape>merc treads>frozen heart>gargoyles stoneplate>warmogs - if you're ahead as your last item you should build rapid fire cannon or titanic hydra because when the enemies look at ur build and realize they're losing to rapid fire cannon nautilus they will commit suicide n then ur fighting 5v4  - if you get ganked just 1v2 them in ur minion wave and you'll probably win (seriously) JUNGLE u probably dont wanna touch this role tbh MID Veigar - focus on farming with your q and you'll be good fam =start with !!dorans ring!! or !!cloth armor 4 health pots!! if you're going against yasuo =build order       morellonomicon>ionian boots>rabadons>void staff>zhonya's>liandry's - scale into late game fam Vel'koz - shoot em pew pew idk  =start with !!dorans ring!! or !!cloth armor 4 health pots!! against yasuo  =build order       morellonomicon>sorc boots>ludens>liandry's>rabadons>void staff DON'T PLAY ADC!!! :DDDDD SUPPORT Sona - u know how to play sona. if you build stupid full ap shit i'll actually come over to ur house and finish the job that i hope ur cancer can't    =start with !!spellthiefs edge!!    =builder order         sightstone>ardent censer>ionian boots>spooky ghosts>redemption>zeke's harbringer    - your only job is to get ardent censer and then make ur adc unkillable. if someone jumps on ur adc, ult them, but make sure ur behind ur adc at all times.    - if ur adc sucks then find whoever is carrying and give some of that good suck with ur ardent censer until u win    - literally non figuratively do nothing but peel and heal your adc. we live in the meta where they are either able to carry you while you make them invincible or you lose, there is no inbetween Janna - play her if sona is banned, play her the exact same way Lulu - ardent censer 2.0, play the same as sona you have a 41% winrate on karma with 22 games played, a 39% winrate on lux with 18 games played, a 28% win rate on galio with 18 games played, and a 20% winrate on heimer with 5 games played. seriously, dude, if u like winning ur gonna need to abide by these picks because the champions you actually like playing u suck at. ur winrate on sona is 43%, which is the highest out of the bunch, but u also played her with a stupid ass cheese build so imagine if u built her correctly maybe u would win something

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