A fan of Magic: The Gathering but with a distinct lack of deck building skills to back it up. I am the new God Pharaoh. Willing to spin the wheel of fate and give the gift of Magical Christmas Land for a price. Merry Crimesmas.
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I think consuming some shiny pokemon cards would benefit me in some way
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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
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i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software
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i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back
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#for one of my college capstones my group looked at the best areas for solar farms#it was based on a lot of things like soil condition#sunlight zoning laws and distance buffers#the best spots were all golf courses
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Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
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