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phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps
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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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