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kissing is so good and it makes me feel so happy and content. it doesn’t even have to be mouth on mouth kissing just cheek kisses, forehead kisses, holding my hand and picking it up and kissing it I love kisses I want so many

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Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

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i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy theories and bands and bela lugosi and eat pasta

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The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it’s pay to play.

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His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.

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In 3 months we will be hearing Pokémon Go weight loss stories.

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jeg værdsatte ikke spotifys lyrics nok imens de var der

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Pro Tip:

Go get your nipples pierced so when are hooking up with someone you’ll get one of three reactions 1) fuck yes that’s so hot! 2) wow do they hurt can I touch them? 3) that fucking gross why would you do that? And if you ever get number three leave and thank your nipples because they just saved you from some really boring sex.

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Britain this morning:

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does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had

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