jonah-bartley-blog
jonah-bartley-blog
The one and Only Bartley
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My name is Jonah Bartley and I work in the department of international magical cooperation for the Ministry of Magic. I am 36 and single, pureblood, my preference is women, but I can't complain too much... When I was in Hogwarts, I was in Ravenclaw. I really can't tell you anymore than that... or I may have to kill you! {An Independent Harry Potter Roleplay blog with the faceclaim of Robert Downey Jr. I will roleplay with anyone so don't be scared to ask... girls or guys!}
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jonah-bartley-blog · 13 years ago
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OOC: How I feel right now
Me & Ryan are going to bed, night everyone!
(boyfriend talking for her, she already went upstairs to bed, sleepyheaded. Goodnight everyone!)
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gijs by Roos Bruin on Flickr.
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WOMP WOMP WOMP
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DAMN NO
I WANT MORE--
NO NO NO....
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"Oh Merlin you are right-- he's doing it right now! Rolfy what am I going to do with you-- fat thing! I don't even know if he'll fit through the door of my apartment!"
Severus!
“Goodness what did you do! I cannot stop laughing look at him! I am gone for two months and he looks like pork-roast!” 
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"Collapse my chest... well... he is kind of heavy-- How is Emily? By the way and all..." He waved his hand about, still laid lazily across the settee. He was not oblivious to the fact he had completely dumped over the Rose question, and he was not surprised either... that girl was demanding, in any other words. Jonah truly loved the girl, but it wasn't enough for him to become severely upset or distressed over-- If she was happy wherever she was, he would be content as well... as for picking up the pieces of her mess, now that seems like it would be quite a pain in the arse. 
"You don't have to dodge things with me Severus, you always know you can tell me anything..." He got up with an exhausted sigh, trotting behind him, plopping the cat down near his legs, which, Rolf soon began to wrap and purr his fat body around them. "Well... Has Rolf kept you company at least-- Oh, almost forgot too..." He jumped from the ring of caution the cat was causing by circling Jonah with love, and hopped to his bag, quickly returning with a bottle, and a bag of candy-- small star like objects. "Sake and Sugar stars... Maybe a nice 'Pick me up', y'know?" He chuckled and shrugged, waving both in the other mans face. 
@Snape:
“No stories, and no alcohol from you unless it’s from a sealed bottle.” Standing up, Severus pocketed the collar and followed the man into his quarters as he called out for that mongrel cat of his.  “I’m not the one who has been feeding that bloody things table scraps. Blame that on Miss Black as well as… her.” The purr the thing was emitting was fairly annoying since he hadn’t done so in Severus’ presence for days. “Make sure the beast doesn’t cause your chest to collapse. I’m not a medi-wizard to clean up after such foolish mistakes.” He swallowed and shook his head as he walked past Jonah to light the fire, ignoring his last question. The only thing he could assume was that she had given up on him. It wouldn’t be the first time ans certainly not the last. HE had been trying so hard to be what she needed him to be without crossing that boundary between teacher ans student, even if it had been done before. That last time he saw her the urge to kiss her had been quite strong, but she had slipped out of his quarters before he could say a word to stop her. Severus bent down next to the fire and used his wand to light the wood, keeping the slight chill of the dungeons from permeating past his cloths. If one was simply observing it would be quite plain to see that this was no longer the home of a teenage girl.
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Severus!
"Goodness what did you do! I cannot stop laughing look at him! I am gone for two months and he looks like pork-roast!" 
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"Awe, you don't want to hear any of the stories?! But It was so amazing being there-- And yes, there were times I didn't want to come back-- but goodness how awful if everyone missed me!" Jonah feigned a whimper.
"As for wearing this... I do... when the time is right, I will let you hold onto it-- and no, this isn't me breaking up with you. I suppose I can forgive you for your silly spout of memory loss Sev'" Jonah gave the opposite man a mischievous grin, tossing the collar on the desk, and his bag lazily on the ground. "Now now wheres my little boy..." 
A mew was suddenly heard from behind the sofa, and then hopping up, a now 'fat' grey cat. Rolf. "No Goodness-- he's so fat... how adorable, what were you feeding him Severus!" Jonah leaped for joy and giggled, as he ran over to the feline and picked him up, quickly flopping onto his back on the settee and placing the cat on his chest-- Rolf's purrs could be heard from feet away... 
"Now... please... Do not call me rude... but-- Where is Dollface?" He was clearly referring to Amanda, and he sat up, looking questioningly at his friend, petting away at the cat comfortably in his lap.  
@Snape:
“Merlin, I already know enough of your track record to be spared the details.” He simply rolled his eyes when he saw how bashful Jonah had become. The man was attracted to anything that walked, the fact that he had indulged himself in Japan wasn’t a surprise. The fact that he was back was. The same as always.
He sighed when Bartley said slowly. He was fully aware the man had no idea as to the meaning of the word when it involved anything of a carnal nature. He constantly threw himself into whatever open arms were there to catch him then go for a tumble in the hay. “I believe that would be acceptable… Do you truly wish to wear that?” Brow furrowde, he watched at the red deepened in Bartley’s cheeks, spreading into red misty eyes. “Bloody queen,” he muttered as the man placed his head on his shoulder. “I do have a handkerchief for that.”
“I was under the impression that you were not returning.” He hoped that it had been a casual enough reference to get away with. That the anxiety and worry or lonilness and loss hadn’t managed to slip past his control.
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There was so much to fill in, so much to say... And where had the little she-devil gone? Surely he thought she would be filling is time wisely... How were they supposed to patch so much lost. "I do... want to fix things, but, if you remember anything, you know I am somewhat of a free-bird... I guess I remembered that in Japan after snogging one of those unsuspecting japanese girls..." He blushed, a slight chuckle coming from his mouth as he stared solemnly down at his feet. 
"If you wish, we can start again... I suppose. Slowly though! And, We can save this--" He gestured at the collar, picking his hand up and waving it in his friends face, "For a later date!" Jonah choked, slightly joyous tears running down his face. "Damn-it Severus you dungeon bat, the dust in this room is making my eyes tear... Hug me to make them all better..." The man snorted, leaning forward and placing his face on Snapes shoulder, nose nuzzling against the fabric. 
@Snape:
“Nothing out of the ordinary.” He knew that he has felt alone and desolate. The true impact of those feelings did not come over him until he witnessed Bartley remove the braided collar from his neck. There was no reason for him to ruin a lifetime of friendship over something he couldn’t remember. With a few simple words and gestures this man could make him feel like the worst of humanity. “I told you that I would try to right what had happened. Even for a occlumens reversing the damage is a monumental task. My expertise with the healing arts is limited to potions as well.”
Reaching forward, he curled his fingers around Bartley’s and folded them back on the collar. He then looked up to peer into the mans eyes. “I told you that I would try to keep what was stolen from me. If that is still something you wish.”
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/Spits drink out all over self/ 
I... Don't even...
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Ouch! Again Miss Bellatrix-- Straight to the heart, you wound me...
Jonah Bartley, at your service madame, pleased to meet you of course-- though we most likely have met once or twice back in our childhood, I am not surprised no one remembers me... no one remembers poor old Jonah... The weird lanky Ravenclaw boy... /he pouts and tilts his head playfully at her/ 
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"Oh good," He entered cautiously, wide stride with light footsteps slowly creeping over the room. "You are here... I just came to..." What had he come for? His cat... that was one... What did he need here? "Uhm, what have you been up to... may I inquire..." Jonah tilted his head, glancing over to the papers on his desk with wide eyes, his bottom lip now being chewed on nervously by his pearly teeth. "Look, Severus... About last time we spoke... I'm... so sorry... If it makes you feel any better, we can just... forget it happened...?" Whatever saliva that laid in Bartleys mouth, was quickly swallowed, sliding down his throat in a large gulp-- his tongue became as dry as sandpaper then, standing in front of his old lover, collar placed firmly in his hand-- "You... You can have this back if you want...?" He smiled sadly at the leather neck adornment, placing it out in his hand for the Potion's professor to see. 
"We... We're still friends... right?" 
@Snape:
Jonah stretched his arms out as he approached the hallway he knew so well. After being in Japan for almost a month, with unspeakable events taking place around him (It had been a business trip fro the department of mysteries, and morphed into a funky hellish vacation), he had returned, finally shrugging off the upset tumor like feeling he held in his stomach over poor Severus’ missing memories… No, he had not milked the oppuritunity to take a shot at some of the young japanese girls her encountered— heck, he didn’t even know japanese… but it was enough for him to get into trouble with passing glances and lost in translation kisses. He sighed, fingers tapping in a beat on Snapes door, hoping he would answer, and if he was not too angry, plus— the dungeon bat still had Rolf… and he hoped the cat would be just as pleased to see him as well… And the Professor, of course. 
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Woah woah with the hostility Miss Bellatrix, goodness... Surprised to see such a pretty woman as yourself with such a harsh and slightly venomous... Hm... What is a good word for it... 
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Bite? Yes that seems to cover it... 
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