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This was beautiful

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@thatsthat24 TsInktober Day 3: Turn a famous painting into a spoopy Halloween version!

The farmer and his wife as the grim reaper and a witch. Did not have time to ink it 😔

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Thomas Sanders inktober day two: Turn fall weather into a character! Could be the human embodiment of Fall, or the spirit responsible for Fall occurring, or something else! @thatsthat24

This is my fall goddess. I’m actually quite proud of this but I may have gone overboard with the vines.

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Let us celebrate the first day of Halloween with our Lord and savior, Tim Curry

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Okay I already posted this on twitter but here is my contribution to the Inktober challenge day one. Madam death, Halloween put a smile on her face.

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You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?

That’s what customer service is frfr.

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Reblog if you also lost your teenage years to major depression or other mental illnesses and missed out on doing normal teenage things and also didn’t have friends lol

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(click for high rez, this is a gigantic image)

Oh my gOD I can’t believe I finally finished this.

Yes I know it’s been over a week since Thomas’ birthday, but in all fairness I started this piece a week before his birthday. I didn’t expect it to take this long. aaaah

This is the biggest art I’ve ever drawn (both figuratively and literally) and I’m so so so proud of myself right now.

So… Happy Late Birthday to one of my favorite people in the world! You never fail to make me smile. Bless you. I think I had more things to say but I’m just so giddy to have finished this right now, I forgot everything. Hope the art conveys my gratitude, congratulations and love!!!!

Time: about 60+ hours total

Size: 3800*5130 pix

Characters: 52

Layers: around 300

CHECK OUT THE SPEEDPAINT!!!! (ps it’s 30min long and includes my blabbering commentary)

https://youtu.be/oCRKW19WZcU

https://youtu.be/oCRKW19WZcU

Under the cut are some close-ups of parts I’m particularly fond of!

Keep reading

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Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase. 

“I won’t be available.”

Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.

If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.

Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.

The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.

If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else. 

But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.

“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”

“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)

“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”

“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”

If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.

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reblog if you support coop

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Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how adorable this human is..

Reblog to show some Talyn love❤

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“Now that you’re an adult, you might still feel a pang of guilt when you decline a dinner invitation in favor of a good book. Or maybe you like to eat alone in restaurants and could do without the pitying looks from fellow diners. Or you’re told that you’re “in your head too much”, a phrase that’s often deployed against the quiet and cerebral. Or maybe there’s another word for such people: thinkers.”

— Susan Cain

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SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

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I need this book!

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

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