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@jvn: My heart is broken. I'm devastated. #RIPBug

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I do! It’s got volume! It’s got height! It’s got texture! And hunny, it’s all in the name of self-care. It’s time spent making YOU feel and look great, and if you want to spend a lot of time on your hair, do it! Whatever makes you feel the most like YOU! How many kids do you have??? I bet they’re just PRECIOUS! And hey, some days you just have to let the routine go and just be present in the moment, absolutely! We’ll make you a giant sign so you can keep up that confidence all the time! That’s what we want! You should feel confident all the time because who doesn’t want to feel good??? But also you’re a strong, awesome person and you SHOULD feel confident!

You really think so? Thank you. I think so, though my wife would argue with me that I spend too much time on it, along with some others. Though, since you said it’s the best hair out there I won’t change a thing. Would you? I’ll ask if that’s okay with her and get back to you. Really, thank you. I take good care of it unless I’m in the house with the kiddo’s for a few days on end. I’ll have to stick that quote of yours to my wall so I can keep on going with my confidence everyday.

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@VanessaHudgens: OMFG I AM DEAD! GONE! I love you so much I'm going to cry!

@jvn: @VanessaHudgens NO, HUNNY! I AM DEAD. I love YOU so much. I'm requesting that we have a Grease slumber party and watch the movie and sing along and you SLAY it while I sing horribly off-key.

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We know a queen when we see 'em ;) That's not allowed! I can't be the responsible one for that, haha! William wants to see that, think you can film it? Aww, thank you! You are all of those things too. So Jonathan, how was your weekend?

Nope. Totally not freaking out right now. I’m the calmest girl on the planet right now, BUT OMG this is just the best day ever! I’ll film anything you want. I was about to say except like dirty bedroom things, but if YOU ASKED, I’d do it for you, hunny! Hahaha I’m kidding. Or am I? I don’t know anymore! But oh my goodness, I just want to cry because you’re so wonderful and you do so much amazing stuff for the world and your wedding dress is STILL MY FAVORITE EVER and I’m just hyperventilating a bit. My weekend was GREAT! We won a Television Critics Award AND I had a great gymnastics session where I finally landed this flip I’ve been trying for SO LONG! How was your weekend? How’s the husband? How are the most precious children on the planet? Are they doing okay? THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!

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@VanessaHudgens: @jvn OMG I WILL BE THE ONE TO DIE because I am obsessed with you!!!!! I will give you all the love and affection!

@jvn: @VanessaHudgens Noooo, henny, I AM OBSESSED WITH *YOU*! Your Rizzo is my EVERYTHING! Like YAS QUEEN, I AM LIVING!

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Please excuse me while I lose my composure for a moment. YOU ARE AMAZING, EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE MADE ME CRY A DOZEN TIMES WATCHING QUEER EYE. YOU HAVE SUCH A KIND, GIVING HEART! - Hi. I'm Catherine, very nice to meet you.

Um... I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. I thought it was incredible that Michelle Obama knew who I was, but NOW TO KNOW YOU DO, I think I’m going to die right here, right now! KARAMO IS GOING TO FLIP WHEN I TELL HIM WE MADE YOU CRY A TON. It’s SO SO nice to meet you, oh my goodness, you’re stunning, you’re classy, you’re just incredible and I’m so so like, oh my god... hiii, I’m Jonathan!

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Know Your Fab Five with Queer Eye’s Fab Five

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Wait, WAIT. Just a second, girl. There’s is nothing wrong with being a sunshine and rainbows guy - nothing at all! It’s a wonderful, amazing thing to be able to appreciate the good things, you know? Like when you can be grateful and happy that life is being good to you right now. And even, like, you know, when the world is a dumpster fire, there are still beautiful things out there and being that sunshine and rainbows kind of person can help, like, bring you comfort. If that makes sense. I feel like my life is ALWAYS a dream. I still can’t believe it all, but I’m loving every minute of it. Or most minutes of it. But I am SO glad that life is going so well for you, hunny! Also I’m Jonathan and it’s like SUCH a pleasure, hunny.

Have you gotten that ‘life is a dream’ feeling lately? Because I have been living on a ‘ what the fuck is even happening’ high and I don’t know how to process it! Seriously, life is beautiful. That’s cheesy and weird, and I promise that I’m not some sunshine and rainbows clown but that’s the damn truth. Anyways, since life has been so wonderfully insane recently, I’ve been doing some major thinking on the fact that life is too short to hold things back, you know? So here is the question of the day from the annoying ‘life is good’ guy - what’s something you’ve been holding back from saying to someone? Could be anyone and no, you don’t have to tell me who but just - let it out. Then go tell them yourself. @hfrpstarters

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Hell yes, it’s a good one! You’ve got some of the best hair out there! It was like its own character on the show, just so full and luscious like you! Your wife? Ugh, my heart! I’d steal you all for myself if I could! Just kidding! Or am I? But no, like seriously, your hair is AMAZING. Like if you came to the salon, I’d be like “GURL, your hair is perfect! She is perfect just as she is, don’t you dare change a thing or I’ll cry my little heart out!” 

Is that a good..oh my god? Is it. Well thank you, that’s very sweet to hear…my wife doesn’t even feel that way about my hair. Climbing up the ladder already there my friend. I’m right up there? Really? Sweet! And my hair gives you life!? Stop. Going to make a guy blush.

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@VanessaHudgens: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! @jvn

@jvn: @VanessaHudgen OMG I WILL DIE and then I will totally be resurrected by your beautiful self and I will love you forever because you are a queen and I love you so much. YES, COME LOVE ME!

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OH. MY. GOD. I swear, I’ve wanted to get my fingers on your hair ever since I saw the trailer for The Vampire Diaries. Your hair is right up there with Tan’s. I mean, we can throwdown if you want, hunny, because your hair gives me liiiiiife!

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I heard another man with great hair is in town..are we going to have to have a throwdown? I just did my hair. Hats won’t work for me right now. 

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@jvn: Omg will someone please come cuddle me and watch the new Four Weddings and a Funeral? I am living for this show but it makes this girl need someone to play with her hair and bring her coffee!

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Jonathan Van Ness Plays With Kittens While Answering Fan Questions

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You have to create little pockets of joy in your life to take care of yourself.

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facts with jvn 👏🏻

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