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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening

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The hitting the fun part of summer where I end up driving way out somewhere in the middle of the night to sit in an unlit parking lot with a bag of junk food and explain all the weird grief I've accumulated to the shadow in the passenger seat I picked up somewhere along the way because nobody else will understand early this year.

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character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

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it’s so obvious that most cowboy/ranch centric kink posts are made by people who have never stepped within 500ft of a ranch or even any livestock

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honey-nut clarity

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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damn you have no life

no shit bestie i have a tumblr account what did you expect