fuck it i'm still tipsy enough to beg people to say hello without shame so. say hello before i give up and go to bed
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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oh a tryptic today aren't you lucky
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hello everyone it's time for the biweekly questioning if i'm aro and/or ace
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no nuance option for "depends on the event" or anything
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"your tongue game must be level 100" and other things my friends have said that i'm gonna put in my tinder bio
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i'm tipsy. but none of you are sending me asks. a travesty tbh.
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did you ever had an MCU phase?
-yes ended before Endgame
-yes during the Endgame time
-yes started after Endgame
-no never mcu but I like(d) other marvel shit
-nope never been into marvel
-I still keep up with the MCU
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Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif
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im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells
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oh yes it's that time of year
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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