jonathanshidler

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Reminder. I do my own research

So. Konami. You didn’t just make that word up.

Note. This is not a new dictionary.

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Sequoia National Forest by Victoria Palacios

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The wild idea of a billion dollars summed up.

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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whoops

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having fun with this brush

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💥🙌👏

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

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A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

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yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

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A weird family, but a family nonetheless

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This is so sad

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There is a tiny OCD part of my head that just realized that the herbs in my window boxes are arranged parsley, thyme, rosemary and sage, and wants the world to end.