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sometimes i like to fluff my dick up into a semi so i can walk around the house in my underwear looking like i'm packing some absolute meat monster in there
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i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape
any grapes out there looking to start some shit?
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new reports indicate your friends think about you when you're not there. wow. big if true
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grrahhhhhh i hate doing work i need to go into the forest
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Only just now realizing how insane this text sounds out of context
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sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
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ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me
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love it but why they aiming at his bussy in the first one



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didn’t they pay a lot more to find John wick
some of my favs
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