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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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There's something here... it happened artificially and naturally and it's seeing the whole world happening at once
Egrets rest among the Solar Panels, Jiangsu, Eastern China image credit: Agence France-Presse via: The Guardian Week in Wildlife
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I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES
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Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it
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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
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