jonnecake

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

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listening to ellie goulding from 2012

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

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i dont think theres anything wrong per se about jackin it to like big titty rail thin typically attractive porn but you gotta diversify so you know what like regular people look like and not be weird to regular people when they dont look like that. (the howling spectre draws closer, its blood trail widens every minute) and i think its fine if you like massive dicks in your porn too just remember most girls dont have those and you should think about kissing her soft shorty. or pussy.

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dude your poem fucking bit me

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becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

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WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05

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