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He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine
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teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo
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Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
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It's important to slap your partner on the ass and say good game after sex. Sportsmanship is a dying virtue.
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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
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I’m on a legends kick again and I just want to replay old sw games but I am…. too busy 😢
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how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight
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Miss Bellum vs Sedusa The Powerpuff Girls (S02E13) “Something’s a Ms.”
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cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them
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