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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO

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The more you repress your emotions, the stronger your elemental eruption attack is going to be. Bottle it up!

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Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

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the cucks have unionized

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Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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following me. reminding me.

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

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how old were u in 2004 just askin >_<

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they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

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they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

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i'm such an apologyhead...like i'm really sorry btw

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what's going on with jacob anderson's louis playlist