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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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Caption: SAPSUCKER

Booklet Description: 6. SAPSUCKER The Sapsucker is a kind of a Woodpecker that feeds on the sap and soft inner bark of trees. Campers are often awakened at dawn by the noise of this energetic bird drumming on a dry branch or piece of bark. To pierce the bark, the Sapsucker braces itself with feet and tail, stretches back as far as possible, and drives its head forward with all its power of its muscles, doing this so rapidly that its head dissolves in a blur of motion. The rows of squarish holes in regular pattern it drills gives the Sapsucker two kinds of diet. It comes back in a little while to feed on the sap, and, also on the insects, especially ants, which have been attracted by the syrup.

Brand: View-Master Packet Title: Wild Birds of North America Reel Title: Wild Birds of North America Reel Subtitle: In Natural Habitat - III Reel Number: 895-C Reel Edition: N/A Image Number: 6 Date: 1955

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False Knees Store

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Sex before marriage

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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That very night your soldiers waited Until all us miners were asleep You snuck around our little tent town Soaked our tents with your kerosene You struck a match and in the blaze that started You pulled the triggers of your gatling guns I made a run for the children but the fire wall stopped me Thirteen children died from your guns I carried my blanket to a wire fence corner Watched the fire till the blaze died down I helped some people drag their belongings While your bullets killed us all around I never will forget the look on the faces Of the men and women that awful day When we stood around to preach their funerals And lay the corpses of the dead away We told the Colorado Governor to call the President Tell him to call off his National Guard But the National Guard belonged to the Governor So he didn't try so very hard

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Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

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does anyone wanna hangout someday

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How much longer do i have to fail at sleeping a “normal” sleep schedule before we can all admit there’s something wrong with forcing everyone to sleep the same sleep schedule

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green herons 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

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Remember that Canadians are voting for the new Pope today. Wish them strength and wisdom. ❤️

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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So I found out that Canada has like 3 time zones on the east coast. I don't like that. So I've come to a conclusion.

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has someone made a post introducing all the cardinals yet or do i have to google them myself

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