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[jonthebearrr]

I know its been a few days

I AM ALIVE.

LONG STORY SHORT

Humans are petrified of bears as are we of them.

I am so lucky I got away because the look in there eyes sucked!

I ran as fast as I could and I’m super grateful I got away. I will probably never in my life tell my parents about this! They would freak out. Of course they asked how was my weekend and I didnt say a peep. Thank beargod for protection!

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SCARED

OMG S.O.S IM SO SCARED. THE HUMANS CAME BACK, I HID BEHIND A TREE, THEY LOOK FRIENDLY BUT IM NOT SURE. I NEVER SEEN ONE SO UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL BEFORE! I NEED TO THROW THIS PHONE BACK BEFORE THEY NOTICE ME.

HOPEFULLY I WONT BE DEAD

PEACE

JON THE BEARRR

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I finally found the food on this campsite and the first two bags of chips I found tasted JUST LIKE THIS PICTURE. Disgustinnnnnng!! Why would they have these two flavors? Im looking for something else cause clearly I know these are not bears anymore and have to be humans because I don’t ever see any bears eating this much human food, this disgusting at that!

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This is so cool, definitely one of the best weekends ever..I just wish I had some friends to experience it all with. Whatever bears are camped out here have the coolest set up ever!

I DON’T SEE A CHARGER IN SIGHT SO IMMA HAVE TO TRIPLE TWEET RIGHT QUICK CAUSE YOU GUYS GOTTA HEAR WHAT ELSE I FIND!

Kry | @kryswanders

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DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! This phone is wayyyy freaking betetr than the last! After the other two died I found this one and its sooo freaking perfect. I totally have to ask my parents for this one for Christmas. The quality of all the pictures are so perfect. This would be a perfect start for me getting into JR photography.

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Okay so I know i’ve been gone for a few hours but I didn't have a phone. How am I posting now you ask? I WENT SEARCHING IN THE WOODS and found a new bear hang out! Im waiting for somebody to finally come back, maybe they went for a walk? I found a phone, but internet barely freaking worked..

This one is the second phone I found, but look how blurry the pictures are! So wack! Like how can anyone function like this?! but I guess it’s better than nothing. I have absolutely nothing out here in the woods with me.I hope they don’t mind me looking around a bit. This phone is about to die though so I’ll catch you guys later!

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Weekend Time

The weekend is finally here, my parents leave in a few. I would be more excited, but they are telling the babysitter to watch my “screen time” so I might be phone-less. SO LAME. IT IS THE WEEKEND! UGH NEW FAMILY ME PLEASE. Ok maybe not a new family, but someone really need to talk to my parents. I think this is child abuse?

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So I tried  invited the guys from my class over today. They immediately LAUGHED IN MY FACE!!! 

Brian the “leader” of that stupid clique said that my parents must have finally given me away cause of how lame I was. I never felt so humiliated in my life. Wha sucks the most is I can’t talk to my parents about it because they don’t even know i’m throwing a party behind their back!

Then soon as I thought things couldn’t get worse , Will ( one of the guys in the clique ) said they it might not be that bad out loud and they all laughed at him. LIKE BAD. LIKE HYSTERICALLY. 

Then of course he immediately took his suggestion back and denied that he was serious.

I just hate this school so much. I wish I could live with humans. I am sure they’re more nice then these stupid stuck up bears!

I just want to go home. 

#WorseLunchEver

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How do you throw a party?

This looks so fun. My parents are always saying that humans are so dangerous and we have to watch out for them, but why? I see fun stuff like this and I don’t see how humans could be that bad?!

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2 Days Away

Almost time to have the house to myself...well with the babysitter of course...but that is besides the point!

It is almost go time for a parent free weekend and im stoked. I already asked some of the guys in my class to hang out. No one really cares to hang out with me and call me the bubble boy. Fingers crossed that i’ll finally make some friends.

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My parents don’t let me go anywhere. Like I am always at home, going to school, and that’s all. They lecture me 24/7 and don’t  treat me like the 12 year old I am! I hate that all the other kids at school get to hang out and do so much and here I am, just stuck at home all the time. Super sucks man.

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This is my current mood for the weekend while my parents are out of town!

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Free Weekend

My parents are gone for the weekend and I’m so stoked! They got me a babysitter which sucksss, but I have a plan for that!

-laughs in evil-